Relationships … their great … right?

But … then there is the inevitable demise … and the break up.  Sure … you could stay together forever, but since the failure rate of relationships for any one person is around 99% … your probably gonna break up.

There are plenty of reasons to break up, she’s crazy, she’s possessive, she hits you, she slept with your brother or father, she cut or shot you … you get the idea.  But … there is another well documented one …

For a long long time … this poor reason has been persecuted and made fun of.  Show after show (Seinfield comes to mind) have ridiculed it and given it a bum rap for years.  Well … you poor reason … SBM is here to save that ass come to the rescue.

“It’s not you … It’s me”

Yeah … her skilled ability at fellatio supporting him isn’t the reason for the break up … and really … there is nothing she could do … he just wasn’t ready for anyone … let alone the prototype.

For some reason no one seems believes this when told to them.  Whether it comes from out a woman’s glossy lips or off the brash tongue of a guy … it seems someone always wants to call bullsh*t.

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Let’s all take a look at the break up conversation of Tyrone Barack (yeah … he changed his name) Jackson (blackest name alive!) and his girlfriend Jacquoenishia Jenkins.

Tyrone: “Hey Nishia … we need to talk”
Jacquoenishia: “What’s up baby? You still sore?  I’m sorry about last night … I didn’t mean to bite down on it.”
T: “Oh … naw girl.  I’m fine. It’s something else.”
J: “Ok … something wrong?”
T: “I don’t think this is working for me.”
J: “Huh?”
T: “I just don’t think I’m ready for where this is going.  We’ve been together for 4 months and its been great … but I just don’t think I’m ready to share myself with you on that level.”
J: <silence>
T: “I love you … but I just don’t think this is the right time for me.”
J: “I said I was sorry for last night.  I just hiccuped.  Baby don’t do this.”
T: “There is nothing you could have done different … I’m just not ready.”
J: “Please don’t.  I love you so much and I love what we have going.  What should I have done different?”
T: “Nothing … It’s not you.”
J: “Is this because I wouldn’t do the threesome.”
T: *long sigh* “Baby … It’s not you … It’s Me”
J: *pause* “What?!?!”
T: “It’s not you … It’s Me.”
J: *long pause* “What the f*ck is this bullsh*t you B*TCH A$$ N*GGA!!!  I don’t believe you gonna tell me this bullsh*t instead of coming to me like a real man and just telling me what was wrong.  It’s prolly cause I wouldn’t cook breakfast for you.  Well f*ck you, f*ck your momma, and your dick is small anyways … eat a d*ck you ol’ “….

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Jacquoenishia proceeds to curse out poor Tyrone for the next 35 minutes, telling him about how bad the head is, how he’s broke, and why his mama’s a b*tch.  All this … because he made that one statement …

Ok … obviously Nishia is a made up super hood rat … but hey … I had to prove a point.

Why is it so hard to believe that one person is just not ready?  How come its so improbable that one person realized they don’t have the emotional capacity to invest into another individual? Why he gotta be a b*tch a$$ n*gga?

Now … the flip side.

If it really is your a$$ … don’t go blaming the other person.  If he/she broke up with you because your a liar, or a cheater, or just plain evil (the black goo) … then don’t try and blame it on them … telling your friends “He just couldn’t handle a real woman!” or “She just wasn’t ready for a real man!” …  when the truth is your a b*tch (that goes for men and women … cause guys can be a b*tches too).

Does this statment still have this negative connotation?  Has anyone ever told it to you?  Do you actually know someone named Jacquoenishia?  If you do … smack her mama … please.