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**** used to make me feel this way.

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Yeah, I figured I’d just get that in there part out of the way nice and early—and I don’t mean early like I blasted off quick and had to say “Baby, I caught a cramp!” Over the weekend, I was thinking about what my next topic would be. As I sat on my couch with the post panel staring me in the face, I went to open another tab to browse sites and typed in the letter R. Next thing you know, my history popped up and the first thing on that list was a free **** site.  I suggest you don’t try to go there at work unless you don’t have an HR department. Even then, be careful not to put any thoughts into your co-workers’ heads.

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But yeah, I used to love ****. When the free love site came up, I yelled out “Yes! Good ‘ol ****tube!” My instinct was to immediately click and browse the newest clips in my favorite category. Then as soon as my manicured index finger (Ya like that girl? Ya like that?) went to hit the return key, I had one of my many realizations. It occurred to me at that moment that I no longer liked **** the way that I used to. Don’t get me wrong. I still occasionally click on something accidentally and somehow ending up losing 20 minutes of time mysteriously before closing my laptop because I heard footsteps.

Back in the day, which honestly isn’t that long ago, I used to get a few doses of **** per week. I set aside time to sit down and admire the artistry that goes deep into the footage. Some of those movies and clips were beautifully written. All the coordination, the rhythm of the pleasure dancing, and the well-crafted scripts that always lead up to a great pop. I mean c’mon. How could someone not watch a **** called The Cosbys. The intro is on youtube so it’s not graphic at all. Go ahead and take a look and you’ll see what I’m talking about. But anyway, I used to really stay up on who the up and coming talent was. And of course I had some old time favorites that I’ve been following since college.

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Come to think of it, I may have even ended up in a **** or 2 during my hay-day. I mean what better way to be able to critique your work? Ain’t nothing wrong with watching yourself in action…over and over and over again. Given how much goodness I used to watch, seeing myself hard at work was really just an extension of watching the high quality actors and actresses. And besides, homemade seem to be what’s hot in the streets anyway. I’m sure many of you are aware of the old Morgan State footage and the recent fake FAMU jawn that’s been making it’s rounds aggressively across the internet. Part of the allure of these at-home tapes is the fact that it’s unscripted and unedited. But as far as me personally, none of this stuff really does anything for me the way it used to.

I don’t know if it’s because of age, how busy I am nowadays, or because I’m more aware of the Big Guy upstairs. Maybe it’s because I realized that I’ll never get someone to do a somersault onto my jawn. Who knows? All I know is that at some point, I went from being a fan to be totally indifferent. Maybe my love for adult entertainment will come back one day. Probably not, but we’ll see.

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What about you? Do you watch ****? If so, have you ever watched it with your significant other? Does it make you randy or do you just watch it with curiosity to find new moves for your arsenal? Who are your faves? If you don’t watch or make “homemade”, why not? I mean, it is just pieces and coots.

I Used to Love Her (Lacy) and Baby It’s Just My Flip Cam,

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