I couldn't find a light skin chick, so she'll do. #ikid

Spring is the season that reminds us of our most frustrating relationship ever. It’s real good for a while, but then it always seems to disappoint us when we step too far out there. Doesn’t it seem like the day you decide not to wear a jacket is the day, it’s actually 60 instead of 80. And doesn’t it seem that when you step out thinking the rain is over for the week, you end up spending 45 minutes waiting to see if you will be able to walk home from the train station. But then you have those days where it’s 80, and you’ve had a rough day, or even a good day and you tell yourself, man I’m going out.

Yeah so we outchea. And with that said, my favorite part of the warm weather? The Women.

Everyone knows that somewhere around the first frost in the Fall the clubs/lounges and happy hour circuit shuts down, all the way down. Women they have their own groundhog, they have earshot. If any woman is within earshot of another woman saying, “it’s cold.” They pack up and go home for winter. (Plus, for some reason women are always cold. I don’t get it.) They stop shaving their legs, they stop showing off the goods, they bundle what we like to call the eff up. She’s not wearing a skirt, and she’s not wearing sex underwear. Since women are cold, they are constantly having their nose run, so they probably have a handful of tissues at all times. Women in the winter time, I’m just being honest, they not trying to be cute, they trying to be warm. (Shorties come over to the crib and take off the boots and have the mix-matched socks on that’s 2 inches thick. They do not even care.)

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But then the sun comes out. Here’s a quick list of things I love about women in the summer:

Summer Dresses – I touched on this on someone’s post. It’s the way they feel, whether it’s a tight dress that’s swaying in the wind or a linen jumpoff that’s down to her ankles. I love the way the fabric feels and the way it hugs her body.

Open Toes – If you have nice feet, (come on son, you know some of you don’t), the pedicured toes, with the nice nail polish those shoes be having the god taking a knee when you walk by. You got to love a woman in a nice pair of heels, who knows how to walk in the nice pair of heels. She can even rock those gladiator sandals too. (I do not have a foot fetish.) “The heel, the high heel, it signifies – greatness, dedication, discipline, balance, grace, poise and attention to detail.” ~ Dr. J on http://thestyledit.blogspot.com/

Legs and Backs – Now that’s it’s warm, women feel more comfortable with their back out. And yes, yes, yep! We love it. I love to see a sexy back, you know with the dimples at the bottom. Nice contour too. And nice legs? The thing I like most about nice legs is that you just can’t get them from being lazy, you have to maintain them. In the gym, running or by doing some walking on a regular basis.

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Lip Gloss – In the winter time, women don’t play, they be breaking out the Vaseline to keep those lips from cracking. But what better way to top off a nice outfit, pair of shoes, sex body, but with some sexy lip gloss shining in the sun. I love me some nice lips. I do not mind when you see her with the lip glossing shining so much it looks like her lips have been finished with an extra coat of polyurethane.

I Love the Beach – I used to be a lifeguard when younger because being a lifeguard is cool and you get to look at chicks at the pool all day long. For the women who know how to wear a bathing suit. It’s the pinnacle of perfect. A chick who can rock the bikini and the heels. (Reach out and touch something only you can feel.)

Of course, there are allergies. And allergies can turn the most beautiful girl into a rabid beast. And we all know no one likes unsightly sweat. That can turn your best outfit into your worst nightmare. We know there are things about the spring/summer that can bring us stress. Lastly, keep it real, some of you knew that you had twelve weeks from the start of the year to get in shape and you didn’t. Now it’s the spring time and you trying to hit the gym hard for four weeks and take Dexatrim. But don’t worry sweetheart, you can still make the summer, just use Kanye West’s Workout Plan.  Let’s just work on handling these action items and I’ll act like nothing ever happened if you make it to the cookout for Memorial Day.

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For the rest of us, I think it’s time for us to get it in.

To the SBM massive, what are some things you like about the opposite sex during the warmer months of the year? Women, get involved.