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*theSUNK Throwback*

This past memorial weekend, my boy and I walked along the Lake to spot attractive women, big booties, and whatever lied in between. Towards the walk back to the car I overheard two women discussing sex; this red-bone with short hair said, “He doesn’t say anything to make me cum.” So the sex was good, but not as good as it could have been. She was engaging in coitus with a man that lacked a sense of imagination, which inspired me to write 5 Reasons Why Men Should Talk During Sex:

1. She Wants to Know That You’re Enjoying It
Women have egos just like men do. She wants to know she has that sweet nectar between her thighs. How does she know you like what she’s offering? If you have sex like you took a vow of silence. “Say it with your chest” (Kevin Hart voice)

2. It Turns Her On
Not only does she want to know that she’s doing her job right, it turns her on pleasing you. She gets more into it when you talk slick. Man if you say the right thing she might even get things wetter than a 90’s super soaker… with the big backpack.

3. Men Don’t Moan Very Much
So you think it’s gay to moan- grow up bruh. Whisper sweet nothings, tell her something she wants to hear. Tell her to “throw it back or call her a “dirty name”, if your queen likes that type of language. Be imaginative, if all else fails listen to my boy Wesley Pipes(p0rnstar known for talking the most sh*t, black as hell, has a gun tatted on his torso) and tone whatever he says down 5 notches.

See Also:  "If Marriage Isn't The Goal, Why Are You Dating Him/Her?"

He taught us all what to say.

4. It’s Fun When You Say the Right Things
You can be playful when you talk, it doesn’t always have to be super sexy; compliment her, tease her, enjoy her sexually. Make her comfortable, sex is not exactly the time and place to play the Quiet Game.

5. Motivate Your Yourself Bro
If all else fails don’t think about her- talk sh*t to motivate you. So all that crazy sh*t you say to yourself let it out and say it. Be your own motivational speaker in the bedroom- this is your sideline huddle!

Disclaimer: What NOT to DO

1. Don’t talk too low. (the worse thing you can do is inspire a HUH moment in the bedroom because she can’t hear you or you’re scared.)
2. Don’t be afraid to repeat yourself.
3. Put Some bass in your voice, sound sexy.
4. Stay away from sh*t that could kill the mood. (You should already know what those may be)
5. Don’t say anything, that you’re not doing. 
(You’re sex really should be doing the talking, don’t embarrass yourself by saying things that you aren’t backing up. If you’re talking mad sh*t and she’s getting nothing out of it; be prepared for your iMessages to say read with no reply in sight.)

See Also:  Top Nine Myths About Men

Bonus: 10 Top Things the Hallway(me, Creator of theSUNK.com) says while having sex

Well, there you have it. Motivate her fellas, women like excitement. Try it out, and see how she reacts tonight- Friday is upon us.

What’s the craziest thing your partner has ever said/done while you two were in bed? What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever said while you were in bed? Are you quiet or loud in the bedroom? What position makes you talk the most sh*t? Put Him/Her on Blast, if they talked this big game, only to choke when you got to the bedroom, we’d love to hear your story.