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This is probably one of those posts that my less endowed brethren should stay away from. It could possibly hurt your pride and turn you off from sex altogether. It’s alot of women out there making due with what you have and loving you anyway. However, you shouldn’t make it harder on her by believing/pretending that you are a well-endowed brotha. Why should she have to lie and pretend? Let’s keep it 100. These are a list things that you shouldn’t do when you aren’t packing bro- 5 Things He Just Isn’t Big Enough For:

1. Talking Big D Talk

Don’t be out here claiming you gone do this and you gone do that, knowing your D is not going to match up. That’s like lying about having a six pack, only to take your shirt off in reveal a keg. Don’t play yourself homie. Stick to romanticism or current events. Stop claiming your going to the lay pipe when you couldn’t plug a leak. Stick to your script.

2. Two Handed Head

Please stop telling her to put two hands around your penis bro. You know damn well you ain’t got enough real estate for that type of sexual development. Just let her do her thang. Take the fact that she wants to pleasure you in stride. Nothing’s more awkward in the bedroom than a request that can’t be satisfied because of lack thereof, for example, go deeper!

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3. Stop Trying to Make Her Ride You All Crazy

Now if you know you’re not the longest and the strongest why do you keep pushing her to ride your sh*t crazy, knowing damn well you’re going to slip out. Why put yourself through that? Nothing is worse than seeing your hard short member fly clean out of something so pink and beautiful. Pick a speed, rhythm and range of motion that works for you and stick to it. Only the proud and few can handle a bucking stallion(mare).

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