Many Islands Low Fares...They said it was an "innocent mistake"
I was thumbing through the April issue of Essence the other day and itis like an ‘Ode to MILF’s,’ showcasing women and in their 50’s-like 80’s, some of whom don’t look a day over 35 max! And a good looking 35 year old at that, not the one that’s had a”hard life.
I know exactly who my first MILF crush was – Ms. Harding. When I was in the 3rd grade, my boy Malik’s mom was one of the BADDEST females I had ever seen then or now. She was nice, beautiful face, physically fit, smelled good, hair always did, had a sexy voice and always had the Lexus shining! She set the presidence for everything I would want in the women taking my son home from school. Of course she wasn’t paying me and my staring eyes no mind. I was just the chubby 9 year old who she felt bad for because I had to walk home. Nonetheless, 3:05pm never came quick enough!
Recently, I have observed that the MILF demographic (or those who are categorized as MILF’s) is growing younger at epidemic rates. When first used (at least to my knowledge) in American Pie, MILF [Mom I’d Like To F(ill in her blank)] was synonymous with an older women who was also a mother. In the film for example, said MILF was Stiffler’s mom who had and handled her thing for her sons young friend Finch. Now a days it seems that the title is applied all willy nilly to any women who’s a mother, and quite frankly that’s a lot of people (and a lot of fathers to – bash free statement).
Sonya Curry: Super MILF
The women above is what categorize as a “Super MILF.” This is Sonya Curry, wife of former NBA star Dell Curry. What makes a Super MILF you ask? A Super MILF is a women who is not merely a MILF but also a MILF who has made a significant impact in a certain arena, be it directly or indirectly. What places Sonya Curry in the echelon of “Super MILF” is the fact that she gave birth to Stephen and Seth Curry, who are making the Curry name to NCAA Basketball what the Manning name was for NCAA Football. Others on my short list of Super MILF’s include Soledad O’brien (mother of 4), Tamia (what can I say, she “Put a Move” on Mr. FAQs heart) and Vanessa L. Williams (mother of 4).
I occasionally watch porn for research purposes and I’d have to say MILF related porn is one of the fastest growing segments of modern pornography. However, like the rest of society these women aren’t “older” women with fit bodies but the same 20 year old girl from Booty Talk who probably just has a child. There are usually no blatently visible stretch-marks to confirm or deny this…or I’m not looking for them at least.
I’ve never had a MILF
I certainly know enough though if we go with the simple “has a child” definition. I won’t say that women with kids turn me off but I am afraid of what might potentially happen. I’m selfish, I don’t want to be a step-father. I have come to terms however with the fact that as I get older, the likelihood for such to happen increases.
In my head, I imagine MILF p***y is better. It knows what it’s doing, kind of like a Sargent vs. new inlistee. Not necessarily top shelf but at the same time it does come in a glass bottle. Now I imagine that women might have a thing for a DILF but I can’t say slanging gets any better with age more so than usage and experience. Get a DILF. and you might just get unnecessary baggage like child support obligations and a crazy baby mama.
I don’t like Milk, I have arthritis and I’m afraid of my bones just falling off one day, so I’m trying to see if MILF really does do a body good. Any testimonies?
had an MILF in varsity. she was 43 I was 20. She had a 16 year old son and a younger daughter. best damn ryde of my life. we went on for 6 months….still dream about her…we talk intermittently still but do not go there anymore…mutual agreement.
*Anticipating some interesting MILF stories*
"best damn ryde of my life"
This is hilarious!!!
Heck I thought that was Thandie Newton in that pic.
mrs curry does look like thandie.
MILF is being thrown around all willy nilly to describe anyone with a d@mn baby. I aspire to be one (my son is just about 2) and give my son's friends a reason for nocturnal emissions…I mean a crush.
I too watch porn for research based purposes and I wondered about the age limit as well.
To me a MILF should at least be 40+ but with the figure of a 20 year old.
I'm pretty sure that's thandie newton in that picture, homie. Though it doesn't mean this image isn't her, I did a google image search the other day and found that some of the results for Curry turned up in a search for Newton also.
thank you for the education on MILFs… heard that phrase this weekend and didn't know what it was… didn't care enough to look it up. Not to say I want to be a MILF in the next 15-20 years or so, but I saw that Essence mag and I'm working really hard to make that happen. Those women were gorgeous!!
@knappi et al
"To me a MILF should at least be 40+ but with the figure of a 20 year old."
since this term came about with the song Jessie's Mom has got it going on…yes it is age and attraction related…but it really has to do with the dynamic that her child(ren) friends' wanna piece.
hence the stifflers mom and finch connection. if that wasn't the rationale then she's still just a hot older woman (with or without kids). Angela Bassett (if u like her) would not be classified as a MILF (yet) because she had her kids at or around 40. sooooo, in conclusion, that's the basis of it…but like most slang (ie thick, ghetto, bougie, etc.) it's been stretched.
knappi: "To me a MILF should at least be 40+ but with the figure of a 20 year old."
True, I think a MILF has to be at least 35. If you had a baby at 15, you're not considered a MILF. The whole point is that you are old enough that your peers are falling off, but you still have youngins infatuated.
My first MILF experience was at 25 (she was 36). I'm not sure if MILFs are necessarily more sexually liberated, at least in my experience. It really depends on the personality of the woman in question. MILFs do usually know what they want in bed though, and know what they are doing.
@Megatron – I thought Thandi Newton when I saw that photo, too. She’s a MILF too, though, right?
“To me a MILF should at least be 40+ but with the figure of a 20 year old.”
To me, this is the true meaning, too. I mean, you’re doing something extra when you’ve pushed out kids AND is over 40+, but ain’t showin’ it. And you deserve much props.
Not to say younger mothers shouldn’t get props for poppin’ out the kids and getting back in shape (it ain’t easy), but they have the fountain of youth on their side.
But, yeah, Cuzzo’s right here, too:
“since this term came about with the song Jessie’s Mom has got it going on…yes it is age and attraction related…but it really has to do with the dynamic that her child(ren) friends’ wanna piece.”
Since mothers are getting younger, when their kids reach the age when they start fantasizing about women, the kids’ friends are gonna lust after the mom because she’d still be pretty hot.
Also, for the ladies out there, there are some pretty good FILFs (mmm Denzelllll) out there, too. But somehow, I feel we got cheated out of a good acronym because it sounds too much like filth, and you know how us Black folks substitute the ‘-th’ with an ‘f’. lol
SBM
"I occasionally watch porn for research purposes"
I will be using this in conversation from now on, it's a good icebreaker.
I remember my friends used to think my mom was pretty. It resulted in a few fools getting smacked in the mouth.
MILF's are great, even if you don't date them. If they got like a 20+ daughter, chances are she's gonna look fine as she gets older too. For instance my lady's momma got me looking forward to the future cause she is fine ass hell!
MILFS are great even though some "professional players" warn you that you should never stoop to getting older women.
I personally work in a building with a few of them and marvel at how well some of them have aged. One in particular has a nice stylish haircut, pretty face and her body is…well WOMAN!!! Older women are usually attractive to me when I got through a period of disappointments and frustration with women my age (which is normally).
MILFs are one of Gods greatest treasures. They can show a young lad a thing or two. some of my best experiences EVER!!
Ah MILFs a subject close to my……heart!
I think MILFs are generally NOT in their 40s…that is pushing cougar territory right there.
These young mamas runnin around are NOT MILFs.
My MILF experience was in Peace Corps. *flashback*
That's not Sonya Curry you need to remove that false photo. Looks nothing like her. How you write an article and don't know who you talking about??
when i was 18, I got a job at a fortune 500 company. The ceo at the time was a 37 year old woman. no names needed. She had a a 10 year old daughter, obviously of whom I was closer to in age then the woman. We carried on a banging, sex to the max relationship for 6 months. It ended because my stupid fell in live with a 20 yr old girl from the neighborhood. But regardless to say when you mash. your ceo, it came wit perks and the sex was off the wall in office and at home. My stupid assume made the mistake and kick myself in the balls everytime I see her. But because ruse way i dropped her. she gots caught up and i broke her heart. she hates me. needless to say im still entry level 6 years later.