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This one is short and sweet, but I thought I’d share this with my family as I plan to head to Myrtle Beach for the craziness of Black Bike Week. I know this is gonna happen to me at least 4 times while down there (happened like 6 times last year … but I’m on the lookout for it this time).
That was um… interesting!
Please don't go down to Myrtle Beach and act a fool. Negroes go down there and don't know how to act, drinking and being ignorant and loud. VIOLATING WOMEN.
I expect a full report when you return.
Is anti going ? What about BPrice? How come they don't come here anymore. And where is Mik.
And I don't like this video at all. And what is a dougie? I think that Kelly Osborne, Macy Gray, and Fantasia are cute.
beauty is relative. And I want to know what these dudes look like.
SBM go back to your reply ..I need to talk to you. ASAP.
@Comeback: I'm here … I'm here.
"My Dougie" is a song by Lil Wil and a dance popular in Dallas I think. Search for it on youtube.
Also … why don't I have your email comeback? Must all out conversations be subject to public scrutiny?
@ndenise: I promise NOTHING!!! All I can say is that the same thing will happen with the pictures that happened last year, not posted publicaly and password protected.
go back to my spot…I know the song..what does it MEAN????
"Must all out conversations be subject to public scrutiny?" I'll give it to you if you promise (pinky swear to buy you know what)
@Comeback: Do like I did … wikipedia!
I LOVE IT!!!
"But when I got a closeup, that bitch looked like a Thundercat"
lol…..Thunder..thunder..thunder..thundercats….hooooooooo
"Let's say I smoked a zone of dro, and popped some pills and poured a 4, and still didn't wanna fuck yo ass, you guaranteed an ugly ho!"
LMAO…ROTFLMAO…man, I may have to call it a day after that one, it's officially time to go home….man, the little part of the video with actual "rapping" is lyrical comedy and it's ignorant finest!
Oh and SBM please at the very least have a sliver of decency.
I have already dated the average looking but very sweet type woman. guess what? after a while the sweetness changes and you are left rolling over everyday looking at an average woman who no longer does the sweet shit. thats why looks factor HUGE for me now. could be why I put up with ny seeing "miss may" 4 times a month whenever she wanted…. she was and still is drop dead gorgeous.
Looks mean more to me now than personality. cuz while "looks fade"…. they never go away. Iman may not be rihanna, but she beats the hell out of any other 40 year old mother of 2 standing around at your sunday cookout now dont she.
look at it like this…. your asleep and you hear a crash. you wake up and theres your woman in the kitchen and you see she just droped and broke the brand new set of dishes you just bought. if your dating an ugly bitch you gonna get mad she broke yo shit and may even catch yourself "a domestic"… but if you walk in the rm and theres your hottie standin there in just a tshirt and she says "oops… my bad" while curling her sexy ass hair…. yeah it makes it a bit easier to get over them damn dishes now dont it 😉
Hasani..Iman is closer to 60 than she is 40 sweetie.
sbm just don't end up in the corner of a dark club….drunk and boo lovin with a woman who is perfect, perfect face hair teeth eyes nice body perfect feet and….. wayyy prettier the flyest video girl on tv now…
CHANCES ARE..ITS A ….MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
have fun be safe, and remember if u meet a ho* a bike weekend..don't save her!!!!!!
Lol..
that video was a hott mess lol
I didn't think it was a such thing as a shallow simp…huh…
SBM sent me pictures. Remember …. light skined ones are for you dark skin ones are fo the HNIC! remember to hook yo cuzin up!
seriously I have such an obsession with sexy black women at the moment I may be stupid enough to drive my old ass down to bike week and blow off my prior commitment. sigh…. nevermind. Just make sure you take pictures and email them to me.
I'm just reading hasani's post…
what? looks me more then personality..
all the petite size 2 air headed hoe* please seek refuge in jersey..theres a 6 foot 1 AL roker who would love to sell u pieces of the brooklyn bridge if ur silly enough to buy them…
hasani wants a trophy wife..please someone go find this man a cheerleader!!!
LOL..you guys are super funny!! Hasani, I feel you…I likes my men about 5'11, 220…PERFECT…it makes it easier to swallow the dumb shit…lol. Then again if I can get me a dark field hand ass negro with a little brain and brawn…oh lawd…i think i just wet myself…lol.
I ain't mad at you Hasani, just make sure you can afford her, b/c you're going to pay plenty for those looks…trust that chics like me mentally charge by the hour…lol.
@Teacia: Man … you bout to have me falling for you. Thats a problem since I already promised my heart to someone else on here … but … I think she'll understand.
Teacia. sorry Im not 5'11 220 … I suck 🙁
Im 6'1 211 😉
Akua: I obviously dont date cheerleaders….. perhaps I model or two. but If you go back and reread my post the majority of the women I have been on dates with are doctors or research PHD's.
You guys have a way of skimming and twistin words. I value looks more than niceness and personality… but since when did your intelligence = personality!?!?!?!? comeback is a perfect example… all the pedigrees in the world but is an diabolical Megalomaniac at her beautiful silky haired core 😉
as for paying for looks. Incorrect. a normal lookin sista with a bad attitude will make you pay just as much if not more than trophy asian "cheerleader" type. looks dont really correate into amount of cash they want to spend.
Quick story. I went on a date wit a sista I met off a website not too long ago. We sat down for "drinks" and she proceded to order 3 cosmos, and a bloomin fried onion appatizer. she was nice on the phone, but was about a size 26 and 5'7 light skin but had nice teeth! She then said she was "hunreh" and proceeded to order a TRIPPLE cheeseburger with fries and then decided she wanted the apple sizzler dessert. check comes…. why did she say that I should pay. oh, hassi Had a water with a lime and tomato bisqe soup. she then went on to say all men who take her out pay , and she is a catch and a princess and princesses should be treated like royalty. I had to inform her that my date for saturday was a swimsuit model who is also a doctor, so I was hardly impressed by a nurse that was beyond obese with a bad attitude. she actually came out of the house with NO MONEY for a first date. I gave her 20 (my meal half came up to 2.50 mind you) and told her to leave it on her card.
so looks dont = monoey you have to spend.
but i tell you what, it makes it alot easier to whip out the discover card when she is easy on the eyes. Im thinking long term not short term. The nice ugly chick in 6 years is NOT going to still be nice and isnt going to fuck you 4 times a day when your living together and have a joint mortgage. but Iman will still look like Iman 🙂 a woman your in love with will always look the same to you as the day you met her no matter what age she is.
@ HASANI–"We sat down for “drinks” and she proceded to order 3 cosmos, and a bloomin fried onion appatizer."
You pay for what you get…You are moving up in the IT world and you're taking your dates to outback (there is no mood nor ambiance there), and chubby is what you get for that partner.
@SBM " Thats a problem since I already promised my heart to someone else on here … but … I think she’ll understand."
I knew a sweet, kind, humble, nice, eligible man like you was going to be snatched up…did I say nice…the other girl you gave your cyber promise ring to is going to have to kick rocks.
"but Iman will still look like Iman a woman your in love with will always look the same to you as the day you met her no matter what age she is."
and Iman will still sell 30,000 ICON snake skin totes in 48 hours on HSN. And she'll still have an exclusive cosmetic line too. Some extremely attractive women work hard at beinig attractive and can bring tons more to the table than a face.
@HNIC: Stay your ass at home. You're not very likely to find anything worth finding down at Bike Week. Unless your preference is too big girls in too little shorts on back of some OTHER nigga's bike.
LOL @ she said she was "hunreh"!!! She really should have fallen back once she saw you only had a water and soup.
And um, there's nothing wrong with dating a cheerleader (or at least a former cheerleader turned lawyer, *wink*).
And Comeback Girl is right about Outback having no mood or ambiance. It's a cool place for friends to gather and just chill. But a first date… well how can you talk with all that hubub going down?
LOL…I needed this laugh after nearly passing out for not eating before doing cardio…man, what's for dinner…i'm thinking Gumbo.
@Hasani: yeah…too bad…put on those 9 pounds and maybe we can talk…but then again I am e-trothed to SBM…that is unless comeback comes back to kick my ass…and she's has about 2 inches on me so I think I may have to concede…but then again I have about 10 pounds on her so I guess that makes it an even fight!
Oh and cut it out with the fading beauty argument…it's sincerely played…enjoy your Dr. Date with Ms. May and leave us regular folk be to the common man who like us just the way we are…without insulting our inner beauty. 🙂
@Comeback: bring it on biaaatch!!…lol j/k
@SBM: I do…that is unless you propose to every dark skin chic on here with a nice set of teeth and phat…well I'm sure you get the point.
Ya'll are crazy! Yesterday we fight today you are hooking up. I just love this family. Even you HNIC. I keep saying we need to all hook up somewhere.
Well damn I didn't know he had promised me anything but a argument ever other week. He won't even buy a 18 dollar CD for me, so I know we would have problems.
And he is NOT down with the soft and pink.
@Comeback: Lol…my bad…didn't understand the second though…please break it down for those of us with a little less pedigree.
@NDenise: girl that damn social networking video was HILARIOUS!!! I had to watch the beginning again b/c it was so funny.
@Mrs. D: nothing gets you closer to a man's heart(or his cousin's) like calling him a fucking whiner…lol!!
I dont think I could land any of the sistas at bike week. but you fukers are just so god damn HAWT I wanna look. gotta remember, Im an old man. seeing a ripe young 19 year old body is what I need for a vacation.
oh and as for outback. ummm fall your prissy ass back. complaining about going to a first date to a bar and grill? you guys crack me the fuck up. yet you same women require to go to red lobster on a FIRST date…. have the guy pay even though you dont know eachother… yet your still gonna go home and let some thug beat it up between the sheets so whats the point again? Im hardly going to take a first date to la fontania. a first date in your 30's should be a bar and grill for drinks or meeting for pizza. (I have yet to do the pizza thing but I keep suggesting it) I have done the symphony and La Fontania in months past and have learned that a complete stranger is not worth it. random sista #7 that I meet in the hospital lobby is not worth it on the first date… but my queen can and will go anyplace she wants.
why do you guys keep on going back to $$money$$ when it comes to dating? like its not just some of the time.. its ALL of the time.
Teacia: Its marathon season, I dun think im going to be gaining much weight but I am still lifting for bulk regardless. I may be able to gain the weight but I dont think I can shrink a few inches to be your ideal man.
comeback: what happened girl? I said I need to speak to you behind the scenes and you havent reached out to me yet.
someone send me pictures of biker week!!
"@Comeback: Lol…my bad…didn’t understand the second though…please break it down for those of us with a little less pedigree."
LOL…how am i still on here at 8:22, I'm working…now I don't even know if SBM promised ME anything but attitude…LOL so that question is still open for debate…secondly SBM is not down for chilvary, check the tape girl but he ain't opening no car doors. Its prettymuch every girl for herself. Soft and Pink is the opposite.
"comeback: what happened girl? I said I need to speak to you behind the scenes and you havent reached out to me yet."
if you look hard enough you can find me.
" ummm fall your prissy ass back. complaining about going to a first date to a bar and grill? "
It doesn't have to be about money. You can tell alot about a man who is like "lets go to outback"…You live in one of the best metro area's for chefs in the WORLD. not just the country THE WORLD. PA-NYC. And its all not 100 pp. There are really interesting places, for just as much as you'd pay for a fried onion, a greasy porterhouse and some french fries.
We already had this discussion you live a stones throw away from the big apple but yet you won;t cross the bridge…I think you need to fall back.
I can't even go and check on my Gumbo without coming back to yall cracking me up…
@Comeback: thanks for the explanation, that's a new term for me. *sigh* chivalry is dead…well i like my men older and a little old fashioned…i date men mostly in their mid to late 30's…they always pick up the check with NO hesitation.
@Hasani: yeah too bad…ideal is relative anyways…oh and exactly how old are you? Also my sister and I are training for a marathon right now, granted it's not until February but you have to work your way up to a 26 mile run…right now I'm sitting at 7 and that's with a little break every 2 or so miles…lol…she's ex-military so this is a breeze to her.
Oh and I agree that the first date with a perfect stranger should be a more laid back affair, granted I don't expect to pay if invited out, but I also don't expect white linen cloths and crystal champagne glasses either. I'm not a dinner and movie first date either though. I'm more of an interactive first date, like bowling or miniature golf and my personal favorite, pool…anything to give the man a reason to get a little up close and personal ladies..lol.
7 miles would be my limit. 5k's is where its at. to sound g-fab I love 5k's because of the free candy. yes I keep it real. I pay 15 bucks… run for 30 minutes and then get $20 in candy plus a free spiffy tshirt. so yeah it gives me something to do on sunday morning.
Comeback… yo… seroiously… what WORLD are you living in? I got an idea why dont I fly out to you and you can take me on a first date… (since you make double my money) then we can let YOU take me to "she'whities" at 70 bucks a plate for a perfect stranger…. sound ludicris? see shit always makes sense in your head when your talking about someone else or a man but that shit sounds rather absurd when we put it in anti feminine terms eh?
I mena seriously, have some class. expecting la fontania on a first date WREAKS of a woman with no class at all. like its a special occation and shes never been out before. Im a modern, normal middle class black man. I make slightly less than normal men but lets be real, Meet me at the Bennigans on Rt1 and lets have drinks is abous as middle class and normal as you can get. come back to middle class black earth with the rest of us, I miss you and your pretty silky hair 😉
As for Hasanis age… He's 30 😀
comeback: I lack your shelby woo like abilities to track a nigga down. so i dun have any idea how to look hard and finds ya. hope your not too scared of speaking to a lil ol MAN are you?
Hasani I dont think I said La Fontania…I used to live in the tri state area and I;ve NEVER heard of it. I agree a first date should be quick yet lively. I like off beat places with an easy out, your a fudruckers kind of guy. No judgements.
Anyhoo why don;t we keep this situation cyber. I already proposed a book club reviewing Shelia's book but that was vetod particularly by YOU. Where is this change of heart coming from. I think one love connection between Teacia and SBM is enough. Next thing I know you gonna ask to guest blog with me…Let's leave that collabo to Teacia and SBM. k
Oooooooh Hasani she is SCURRED!!!! Don't be putting me in your little frightened love affair…ain't nothing going on over here between me and SBM…I don't even know the damn man's name…lol
people guest blog with one another?….weird! ok, i guess this blog world is a whole different ball game.
uh huh… just as I thought. keep it cyber wit the black men but keep it sweet wit chad and brett at the coffee shop I see!
I didnt say anything about a lvoe connection… but I could work on you until your more of a woman that can work with me insted of against me 😉
Looks like an uphill battle though. Dispite the silky hair and the lime green lesiure suit I feel theres enough to salvage.
how did we get so far off topic?
its amazing you guys getting on me for listing looks as the top points getting in my evaluation of women. How many ugly men get women? NONE. how many ugly women… but have a phat ass and give good head have a man? TONS! looks obviously means more to the female population than the male one.
besides. I have paid my dues to the relationship police and I have paid my dues to the nice guy dating a average looking nice girl police.
so I can date however i wanna now… thanx
So I perused over a previous blog and let me find out that SBM is an Alpha….oooooh I loves me an Alpha man…1-1-1-1-999999999-0000006.
And Hasani no doubt is a Kappa…boooo, wait he couldn't be a Kappa b/c he would have understood the 06 correlation and would not have confused that with 1911…Hasani DO BETTER!!!
Ok, so 10pm is my blogging cut-off…12 hours of unadulterated and salacious conversation is more than enough for your girl…till next folks.
…oh and 30 is a very sexy age. 🙂
Im not sexy. but im very very silly 😀
I am scared.. I just want to wallow in my fear and antagonize random men online like Hasani.
and according to you all, sex appeal is about how nice a guy is (rolls eyes) and not how much income and stability he can generate.
I cant belive we got over 100 post on this topic. I dont wanna toot my own horn. But I wonder how many more post would pop up if I was awake to post during the day when you are all on? 200? 300?
who said they wanted a nice guy…give me mean and sexy any day…dammit it's almost 11.
Comeback don't be scurred, embrace what this "modern, normal middle class black man" has to offer!!!
I'm just back in from partying. No clue why I'm on this blog making a comment (oh, it's because I'm drunk!). But I just had to say… Red Lobster is not a date spot, no matter how much your brown ass loves them cheddar biscuits. Thank you. You're welcome.
damn how you know about the chedda biscuits?
I belive it was a woman from this site who requested a guy to upgrade her from a casual meal to red lobster… so it wasnt my suggestion 😉
but what dating scene are you guys in? I truly belive the movies and romance novels have desensitized you all to real life dating. A date is just 2 people meeting to do something, with the prospect of romantic intrest. while it may sound cool on the internet to say "oh my dates consist of me doing something interesting like BASE JUMPING! and then lobster and caviar at "she'whities" afterwards at the VIP table" I mean… come the fuk on now, your NOT robin givens in boomerang.
as a suggestion your meal on a date shouldnt cost more than your hourly wage. Where the hell do you work that you make 120 and hour… and can I work in your mailroom?
now since I know I have outed all of you as prissy wanna be posh spices…. I know you will quickly back down off your claims of grandiose dates and claim "a man dosent have to spend alot of money" to take you out on a date. you will most likly rack your brain comming up with alternate dates that are inexpensive that nobody really would go on a 1st 2nd or 75th date with… but will make you sound all kinds of sophisticated and intelectual to say.
but in reality. Im too old to play prince charming. I want to do on a date things that I would do on a normal day with a wife. when you have a mortgage and 2 car payments your not going to "cafe de comeback" and your sure as hell not goin out basejumping
fall back
I don't know Hasani…some men, especially those who are refined and well established like to make grand gestures. I met this guy a couple of months back at the car wash(in my hood,lol)…he's 37, an established longshoreman and has been doing it for about 16 or so years…we've talked once a week but had never been out on a date until this pass weekend which consisted of my packing a bag…he picked me up and said we were going to miami(i did his taxes 2 days after i met him, so i had all of his info). Anyhow we spent the weekend in Miami and he spent well over a grand on us hanging out and doing it V.I.P, he even paid for my homegirl who lives in Miami to party, gave me $50 for breakfast Saturday morning and the keys to the rental while he hung out with his peeps and I hung with my girl and he even gave me $400 when we got back to Jacksonville so that I can go back to Miami this weekend for Memorial Day Weekend(which is much better than Bike Week)…so I think I officially have my first suga daddy(and I didn't even sleep with him)…oh wait, i'm wrong our first date was the weekend before that, I happened to be pulling up to the car wash and he was just finishing and we went to a soul food restaurant while I was waiting on my car to be cleaned.
I don't require those grand gestures, but I don't hate on them either. Most of the guys I meet feel they have to impress me, and since they are V.P.'s or Directors or whatnot they have the funds, when all I want is a little love and happiness…well my young tender is coming into town this weekend so I'm sure we won't be doing anything grand(he's still in college) and I'll probably have more fun with him than I had last weekend in Miami with ole boy…the moral to the story is that money is overrated(albeit a necessity)…give me someone who keeps me youthful and happy and I'm down.
Oh and I hate Red Lobster…that has to be one of the tackiest seafood restaurants out there and most of them are dirty…there's no ambiance in there.
Don't get me wrong Hasani, even though my blog is called Bourgie Adventures, I'm not all about being taken out to the best and most frou-frou places. My last fabulous outing with a man included just walking around and taking pictures with his new camera after a nice brunch. I like doing free shit too. Hello… I'm a law student, aka BROKE. So long as we're having a good time, that's what matters.
My point about Red Lobster is that it's not really a "special" place, contrary to what a lot of people think. Now you can probably attribute THAT to being bourgie or, as I view it, just having been exposed to other things. When I was a kid and teenager, I thought that RL was THEEE spot! It was like, a treat to go. Birthdays. Graduations. Ya know. But now I am an adult and I have had the fortune to try really good stuff. Plus I've worked in the restaurant business. So now I know that RL is a CASUAL DINING restaurant. And while there's nothing wrong with that, I just don't want someone acting like they're taking me out to a 4 star establishment when they're really taking me to a casual dining spot where the waitstaff dress in Under The Sea Couture.
@Hasani: Man … I gottta make you a list of good cheap first dates. Hell … think I just got inspiration for a post.
@Teacia: Thats why I can't stand old men … always f*cking up the game. 2nd date was a weekend to Miami and the n*gga gave you spending money … wtf! Well … I guess I'm gonna be right in between your college youngin and your sugar daddy. I can spend a lil money cause I got it … but its gonna be more about fun & interesting dates, and backs being broken.
@ndenise: I went through the same discovery about Red Lobster. When I was a kid wan't nothing better. Even had an ex (in college) where it was her favorite restaurant. Now, I rather walk you around the lake behind my house then sit down and split some champagne then waster the $25 on the ultimate feast.
@Comback: Would love to do a collabo with you … but your making me jump through hoops for an email address. Also … the CD is $18 … damn.
@Teacia: I don't get at every fine darks skinned sister on here with nice teeth … because for real … wasn't the nice teeth in them pics that got me. I'll let u know what really had me saying something … but I'll reserve that for private convo. Also, I haven't gotten any email from you.
Glad you love Alphas … but I might be a lil too Ice Cold for you.
Also .. chivalry really is dead for me … in hindsight I might be too young for you … I lover older women (write a post about it) … but damn if ya'll can't hang! Since when was 3 hours too long?!?!?!
@Hasani: I agree that first dates need not be fancy. Honestly, if I drop more than a dum ($20) on a first date (yeah u heard me … $20 … I'm creative … so plenty new things I can put you on to) … then I must have fallen in love already. But on the other hand … Outback is pretty bad for a first date. Damn … where the f*ck is Anti?!?!?! We gotta get these dating lessons on and popping quick.
"@Comback: Would love to do a collabo with you … but your making me jump through hoops for an email address. Also … the CD is $18 … damn."
How is asking you to pinky swear you did something "jumping through hoops", if thats too much work….then well we always have 76.114… (you) and 63.48…(me)…it was better this way.
@SBM: Please don’t say it was my breast…be original…say you read my blogs or something and they were stimulating…lol…lie dammit!!!!
Yeah the older men be representing…lol. I got one up there where you are too…well he’s in Alexandria…also an Alpha…lol, but a little more reserved with the cash. I guess I’m in an interviewing potential candidates phase, pass the self-reflection and ready to give it my all…are you signing up b/c I plan on making that serious decision in the next 2 or 3 months of who will have my undivided attention. Oh and pass the necessities, the money thing this is super overrated!
How old are you?…and who said anything about 3 hours…I mentioned 12 hours. Oh and I just sent that email.
@nDenise: I’m totally with you on the Red Lobster thing.
@Comeback: yeah he’s showing out ain’t he…lol
Ok, I don't want to beat a dead horse, but I just had to laugh because we were talking about RL and homeboy over at StuffBlackPeopleHate.com just made a HILARIOUS post about it:
http://stuffblackpeoplehate.com/2008/05/22/red-lo…
@Comeback: I can't for the life of me figure out what them numbers mean … maybe I'm just not trying hard enough. Anyway … care to elaborate?
@Teacia: My exact age I think is a little shrouded in mystery because most people are off by a little bit in their guesses. I'll say Mid twenties on here and use email for something more specific.
Yeah, ur not the best with checking ur email so feel free to correspond with me at:
Missdee1012@hotmail.com …that goes for all of my newfound blog buddies who have been keeping me from actually working while my boss is on vacation this week.