I’m back from bike week and I must recouperate. Here are some highlights.
- Left about 5 hours late.
- Got there too late for the party I was looking forward to since last year (missed is last year and heard great things).
- Motorcycle got left at home because of some complications that occurred about 48 hours before my departure.
- Threw up in public once.
- Hotel room’s toilet was broken and lacking toilet paper. Proceeded to run 24/7 the rest of the trip.
- Fell in the ocean (don’t ask) destroying camera and cell phone (sorry to those who tried to call/text me).
- Saw Rich Boy & Shawty Lo in surprise “concert” at the club (I’m a huge fan of both).
- Showed Myrtle Beach “My Dougie” … several times
- Got some ideas for improvements to my baby (my motorcycle).
- Saw a car on 30″ rims … nuts.
- Saw a girl with 8 different colors in her hair.
- Made it back with all my stuff and no criminal charges.
Now I’m going to recoup and get my mind back into gown educated man mode.
LMAO @ this post!
I'm glad you made it back home in one stable (well, semi-stable) piece!!! I've never been to a murtle beach bike week event, but I've been banned from ever going as long as I'm in a relationship, lol.
Inquiring minds would LOVE to know about the puking in public adventure:-)
"Hotel room’s toilet was broken and lacking toilet paper."
For shame, funny thing this didn't happen to me at the Mandarin this weekend. Welcome back sucker. 🙂
ok next time any woman on this blog tells me (especially you comebackgirl) that theres no difference between a 25 yo and a 30 yo black man…. and me and SBM are doing the same things in life because "we're the same age" …. Im gonna hit them wit the back of my left AND right hand. not a single gawd damn thing he did this weekend sounds like anything i would ever do at my age.
glad you made it home wit no charges though.please tell me the pictures you were supposed to take of sexy nubile dark chocolate sistas were n the camera you fell in the water with?
welcome back!!!
Hasani….you need to chill out its too early in the day for all that you tryna do. You're right..I'm sure there weren't any 28-30 year olds there at bike week. I'm positive the cutoff is right around 25.6. And all the other older men just want to look at the pictures.
sound like u had a ball where the pics
glad you had a good time
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dayum so pics got ruined??? I've never been on the back of a bike…and I've never dated a biker….does that make me a good girl?? LMAO!
It figures. It's not a road trip without SOME kind of mishap. Overall, you're still in good shape.
I had a mini setback with my weekend as well… car decided to fall apart 🙁
But yes… back to GROWN FOLKS' BUSINESS!
Here we go again…I have to agree with Hasani…I'm a little surprised at this list and although I know there were men there well into their 40's and 50's(I have uncles with bikes who go), not everyone participates in the manner in which SBM did.
Glad you had fun mister…a little disappointed in the way you carried yourself with the "Dougie" situation, but as long as you had a ball nothing else matters.
"Saw Rich Boy & Shawty Lo in surprise “concert” at the club (I’m a huge fan of both)." Wow…really…we really need to talk…I don't think I know you at all…lol.
Oh and they stay on 30's in the ville…it's complete lunacy I know…they have to carry step ladders for women to get in their cars…lol….oh how we waste good money these days.
@Hasani: You seem to be very intrigued by dark skin black women…please enlighten me on how you ended up with a white women for 10 years?…inquiring minds would love to know.
You have got to tell the story of how you 'fell' (yeah right) into the ocean!!! I am glad you had a good time!!!!!
good afternoon all..sbm so glad u returned safely.
my weeked was uneventful.
drama at a cookout. but what's a good cookout without someone trying to fight..
oh and I chopped all my hair off..think I look like a cancer patient.
but I digress..road trips are the greatest. where are u off to next?
Glad you had fun and i'm glad its over.
@Akua: CONGRATS LADY!!! It takes a jazzy sister to rock the short cut…welcome to our world…lol.
Welcome back honey! I would love to know how you fell in the ocean…lmao!
Hello to everyone else how was your holiday weekend?
Hey Ms. D…I had the usual scandalous weekend…nothing along the lines of SBM…geesh, but hella fun no less. How about you?
I went to Bike Week last year. Once was enough.
I'm glad I found your blog though…
peace
m dot
Ok so obviously I ain't doing shyt today…I went to m dot's blog site and I watched the Keith Ulbermann video and all I can say is DAYUM!!!
I know you don't like getting off topic all that much SBM but I know that you would enjoy this video. I couldn't stop watching it once it got started.
I still feel like crap … not sure whats up. Think I got ignorance poisioning.
Not sure if I can share the story of how I fell (really was pulled) into the ocean (wasn't exactly the ocean … more like this river thing we needed to cross while fully clothed). I might leave that for friends and acquaintances who I talk to privately. The throwing up wasn't too serious … MD 20/20 just always does funny things to my system.
"MD 20/20 just always does funny things to my system."
are you 12 or was this apart of the alpha male bonding, the toilet is broken, I fall in random rivers like I'm fly fishing experience ? I didn't even know malt liquor was still being manufactured after all those studies on how, when, why, where its distributed.
you got the chicken noodle soup girl on speed-dial?
LOL! I got drunk off the MD 20/20 when I was in college and puked all over my dorm room. Nobody told me that I wasn't supposed to be eating a ham sandwich and greasy chips while getting my drank on…LMAO!!!!
SBM: Aren't you OVER the age of 25??/ Can you at least get throwed off some Crown Royal????????? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
^^^ Listen to Tiffany, thats a SEXAY grown man drink, with a couple of ice cubes, the "older women" would NOT be able to contain themselves… your "varied" musical tastes well thats another post for another day.
Ok I finally made it in, whew lawd ummm I never had crown royal
SBM welcome back. Sounds like you had a wild time. I won't ask for details because you might decide to run for public office one day and we don't want the story to haunt you. LOL
I don't think I want to try it. Its STRAIGHT whiskey Mik.
I had a great weekend. I am at home in Dallas with my friends and family right now. So my girls and I went out, we were out way to late. My family and I had a fish fry on yesterday and I chilled with another friend so I had fun!!! 🙂
I like dark skinned women…. so? yall light skinned chicks had your run in the 80 (and 90s) and the puerto rican chicks did their thang late 90's early turn of the century. as to how did I end up with the woman I was in love with for 10 years? is there a more stupid question? Umm how about … hmmm we were in LOVE perhaps? (I know what a foreign concept)
Heres one for you kids to kick around the table.
Myself and the man I am the sidekick off, threw a cookout with our social club on monday. 100 people came, it was banannas! anyway. As im workin the grill I happen to spy a sista so I decided it was my sword duty to investigate…. especially since she was rather attractive. spoke to her for about 40 minutes… and she lets me know that SHE DOSENT DATE BLACK MEN. Me being me, the dating philosopher I wanted to know more. I cant see how many woman of marrying age would be to biased, especially towards their own race. I have no problem with people who PREFER a certain color. but I refuse to date anyone who wouldnt date another race at all.
I even asked her what she wanted in a mate. She said she wanted a caring man who was nice to her and was able to commit. She then played herself by saying "like…. a guy like you…. probibally longest relationship you were in was a year or two right" I let the people around me answer the question for me. everything she described she wanted in a man is what I provide and I asked could I take her out on just one date to pick her brain and make her happy so she could see not all her people are bad romantically…… she said NO still. I was and still am very offended and highly pissed off. I rack my brain every day with thoughts of what direction black romance is heading and romance in general, and then I run into DIS BISH!! at my cookout.
Is this the next step? black women who exclude black men?
ha
sounds like good times
@HNIC: Yep black men have been excluding us for the "preferred" woman of color for years even decades, so the next logical step would be to exclude you of our greatness. And as much as I understand the concept of love you completely avoided my question. What about this woman did you fall in love with? Looking back do you feel dooped? How could someone who is so in love with the dark skin sister even be attracted to the other end of the spectrm…or is this love newfound?