Myth #1: They don't all wear glass heels

SBM: Man I love Atlanta!
Ms. Hater: Why is that? I know you are going to say something ingnorant.
SBM: Ignorance? From me? Miss … I think you have me confused.
MsH: Then do tell … why do you love the A?
SBM: All these strip clubs! Last night, I threw so much money in the air that the owner of the club dispatched 2 search parties to find his customers.
MsH: Ugh. I don’t know how you can go there. Those girls all have Daddy issues, hate their lives, and aren’t in school.
SBM: *sigh* … you are so misinformed.  Let me school you.
MsH: School me?
SBM: Yes. Let me tell you …

The SBM’s List of Huge Stripper Misconceptions, Misunderstandings, and Falsehoods!

Stripper’s aren’t really in school

I don’t know why people think strippers aren’t really trying to pay off tuition bills.  In my college’s newspaper, a local strip club ran an ad every week trying to recruit girls.  Still, I have stronger proof.

First: While out at a club in Texas with a friend, he notices someone he knows.  Apparently, someone in his biology club was stripping … for the tuition.  BTW, he went to Unv. of Texas – Austin … a good school.  And being the classy guy he was, he said hi … and then got a dance.

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Second: It’s the end of the night. Bazz & Krue is closing up for the night.  As I grab my jacket, a young employee begins her plea.  “Please ya’ll … I got to pay my tuition”.  And just to prove it … she holds up her community college bill for everyone to see.  Yes … she was in school. Myth … Busted!

Strippers hate stripping and want to do something else

While at a strip club in Texas … another night, another club … I was having a deep conversation with one of the employees of this fine establishment.  I often find myself having deep heart to hearts at the shaka joint where I can help these girls find focus for their lives n sh*t.  This career oriented individual, who was really beautiful (and not just stripper pretty) was telling me of her problem.

Chardonnay Honey Brown: I just don’t know what to do.
SBM: Tell me your problems.
CHB: Well …
SBM: Hold on, I didn’t tell you to stop dancing.
CHB: Sorry. But guys always come in here and tell me I’m beautiful. They say I’m pretty.  And then they tell me I should be a model. What’s wrong with them!
SBM: What is that a bad thing?
CHB: *after finishing her handstand* I don’t want to be a model. Why can’t I make a good stripper!?!?

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Yes … she wants to be a stripper.  She likes her work.  Myth … Busted.

Every strip club is a brothel

If one more girl tells me that you can just walk into a strip club and buy some p*ssy .. I may sadly be forced to slap a female.

Are some strippers whoring themselves out … yes.  Are some strip clubs that are fronts for brothels … probably. Are some massage parlors fronts for whorehouses … sure.  But just like there are still legitimate massage parlors out there, there are a lot of legitimate establishments where girls take off their clothes … and nothing else.  I haven’t tried … but I know several people who have been stopped cold while trying to buy a “special” lapdance. You saw Player’s Club! Myth … Busted!

 

Now you know … stop acting the fool.

Got a nugget of strip club knowledge to add … drop it in the comments.

– SBM aka King of the Shaka Joint aka “Make it rain … what the f* for when I can get a dance?”