For those of you who have grown with me and the site, you remember “simping” and my hatred of all simps, living and dead. I wait for the day where I can freely throw around “simp” and have it understood by all, but until then … you get the definition.

Simp: A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

Courtesy of Urban Dictionary & UGK

Instagram has taken simping to a new level. Put up your average booty shot and get ready for men promising to commit lewd acts in the name of what is really a “6” or “8” at best.  Luckily, my friends shared with me the ultimate compilation of Instagram simping and now I want to share my favorites.

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A slave? I’m sad and kind of offended!

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10 G’s? A Kia for that booty?

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Kill Jesus? For the chick in the skully!? DAMN THESE SIMPS!!!!

I want to say more … but I need to throw up and then thank God that I’m not in these streets anymore. More to come … later.

– SBM aka MBM aka A Simp’s Worst Enemy

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