It is a well known fact that I love ignorant souther rap (not all souther rap is ignorant … but I do have affinity for the ignorant variant … especially chopped & screwed).  While on the plane heading to Atlanta (business trip) I rediscovered one of my old favorite albums … Webbie – Savage Life (Chopped & Screwed).

Webbie

When this CD first came out … I was significantly less “refined” and I recalled one of my verses on the whole album … from “I Got That”

I f*ck a bitch till she real tired and
I aint f*ckin wit her less she real fine
I gotta lot money I aint gotta lie
play me on dat funny style n***a gotta die
why u spit dat nut out b*tch apologize
its real deal pimp shit bitch recognize
b***h say get her some shoes then I reply all u get is a big dick dat circumsized

All the bold lines are crazy … but lets look at that last one again … “[chic] say get her some shoes … then I reply … all u get is a big dick … [that’s] circumsized”

WOW …

Sad thing … I hate to admit it … but when that line came out … I thought it was the hottest one liner I had heard in years.  I had never heard anyone so eloquently (yeah … that’s eloquent!) express their utter disgust in being asked by a woman to buy random stuff for her (I think it’s safe to assume this isn’t the love of his life … prolly his “Gutta B****”).

See Also:  INDEPEDENT by Webbie

Also, it effectively summed up (although in an extreme way though) the feelings of me and my fellow male coleagues (my roomate to this day … a fellow EBP … still quotes that line) at the time.  Buying the shoes would be simping … and that wasn’t tolerated.

Hearing it again made me reminisce to my younger days (lol … like I’ve really changed) and I just had to share this as …

SBM present’s … a great moment in ignorance

And I leave you with the song in it’s entirety.

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9rbcQM1WXU]

Lol …l and don’t be coming at me all mad and sh*t … I didn’t write the lyric … I can just appreciate good ignrance.  My Hood Rat will be all over it …