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If I had to take a guess at the amount of people who have been in threesomes I’d say, 80% of all men, have never been in a threesome. 70% of all men, have never run triz. (I’ll explain later).

70% of all women, have never been in a threesome. 90% of all women, have never had triz run on them. 90% of the women who said they would participate in a threesome, will only do it with two females and a man.

96% of the men who participate in triz, don’t have a problem with other men seeing their junk, panting in the same room as them, or involuntary contact with another man during sex.

Threesomes are when two women and a man are having sex. Triz is when two men and a woman are having sex, but the two men are not sexually involved with each other. Triz isn’t always a bad thing, no ladies, it’s not. Some of you love two guys and one girl, we call that the Eiffel Tower.

So 80% of the men reading this post probably are wondering well I’d like to try one, but the opportunity has never presented itself. (Might I adjust that number to more like 100% because I’m convinced that the internet and especially blog sites about sex are only frequented by freaks, hoes, and freaky hoes.) Well, I can’t walk you through how to do it, but I can give you some tips.

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Discretion is the best way to a great sex life.
Most people are concerned with what people think about them. They also don’t want their business out in the streets. If you can exhibit that you take discretion seriously and rarely spill on your sex life, you’re guaranteed to have a thrilling sex life. Women don’t mind getting freaky and getting out those fantasies if they know that they won’t be on your blog next week, or talked about within their entire network.

An understanding goes a long way.
Threesomes are so much easier, and safer if you can come to an understanding with a lady friend. You know you have one of those friends. Most women ain’t going to have threesomes with guys they really care about, they just aren’t. So if you have a female friend who you know dabbles on the other side, come to an understanding that you guys will go out and tackle drunk b*tches. (It really helps if your “friend” usually has chicks who develop big female crushes on her.)

Everyone has a freaky side, it’s all about that untapped, (no pun intended), potential.
If a chick tells you she’ll never be in a threesome, she’s probably not lying. If a chick tells you she’s thought about it, which is the only foot in the door you need. Now don’t be a child when she tells you this, just archive that knowledge away for a tipsy and horny night. You just need to be worried with providing a way and means. A way would be an undisclosed location that is safe and free from the threat of opportunity. A means would be; I don’t know, some Patron, some weed, ecstasy, oh and your trusty sidekick.

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Against my better judgment I’m going to advise you to Think like a Woman, Act like a Man.
Most men who I interact with on a regular basis are always surprised when I give them advice on how to attract women. Most men are stupid. They also are selfish. Stupid and selfish are just no way to have any luck with women. Women need to be turned on, intrigued, put in the mood. Men just want to BANG BANG BANG. If you can mind f**k her first, you will open up the gates. However, as a man you better represent for your country. Ain’t no love in the bedroom for the minutemen, vertically challenged, or just generally wack in the sack men. You better bring it like Alicia would say, Like You’ll Never See Her Again.

Now I have given you 4 tips. That’s more than I should tell you. But the thing is, as I was discussing with a friend over hookah one night, most of you who will read this blog won’t be able to actually accomplish this. Execution is the hardest part. Takes a lot of practice and opportunity. The opportunity doesn’t come up every weekend. If you leave your house saying, “I want to be in a threesome tonight” it’s more than likely not going to happen. If you are the type who notices the writings on the wall and goes with the flow, you’ll see how every night you go out could lead to a threesome.

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My question to the readers is; Have you ever thought about it? If so, under what conditions would it have to be? Overall, what are your general thoughts on the topic? (I am carefully asking these question in a way that won’t cause all the women to run and hide like they normally do. We need to hear from you too!)

Dr. J, your friend, your lover and your confidant.