How many alligators I gotta wrestle?
Rihanna
Who knows what that Nasty Gal did to Chris Brown. All we know is he hasn’t gone a year without jail or rehab since they stopped dating. What makes it worse is when your ex dates a guy that’s literally more popping than you *coughs* Drake. Send an SBM e-hug to my man C-Breezy, because we know these island girls ain’t loyal.
Kelis
As soon as I heard ‘I Hate You So Much Right Now’ and Kelis on ‘Hey Nas’ I knew it wasn’t going to end well for the God Son. The last hit Nas has had since breaking up with Kelis was only a song lamenting his break-up ‘Bye Baby’. He hasn’t been the same since the milkshaking diva filed for divorce.
Erykah Badu
Erykah Badu has a child by Andre 3000, dated Common, has another youngin’ by D.O.C. from NWA, and a third by Jay Electronica. “Your booty might be bigger, but I can still take yo n*gga”, ain’t really nothing to argue with when you consider her dating history. If you date Erykah Badu you either gone turn vegan, write a song about her, or start wearing headwraps or knitted skull caps. Erykah than made more soulful brothas in the 2000/90’s than James Brown made in the 70’s.
Who would’ve made your top 5? Who did I fail to mention? Have you ever experienced a love stain?
-TheSUNK.com(the Sh*t U Need 2 Know)
Halle Berry and Tina Turner should be mentioned. How can you talk about Rihanna without mentioning Matt Kemp?
Thought Halle, Tina, and Robin Givens were all good choices. Just CB alone sufficed for that Rihanna pick.
Can’t leave out Evelyn Lozada, this Puerto Rican mami took down Antoine Walker & Chad Johnson. Now she has hit the baby mama lottery with Carl Crawford……….$$$$$$$
I was going to bring her up, but she’s not black as far as I know.
She’s about to snag Tim Howard and hit for the cycle
…black women that ruined their exes. Ruined?
I wouldn’t say these men were necessarily ruined by these women. Maybe a few are super weak a $$ men, but I’m sure the majority are just fine and living their lives based on their own Personal choices and directions with the least interests of these women.
*cracking up*