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How many alligators I gotta wrestle?

Rihanna

Who knows what that Nasty Gal did to Chris Brown. All we know is he hasn’t gone a year without jail or rehab since they stopped dating. What makes it worse is when your ex dates a guy that’s literally more popping than you *coughs* Drake. Send an SBM e-hug to my man C-Breezy, because we know these island girls ain’t loyal.

 

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Kelis

As soon as I heard ‘I Hate You So Much Right Now’ and Kelis on ‘Hey Nas’ I knew it wasn’t going to end well for the God Son. The last hit Nas has had since breaking up with Kelis was only a song lamenting his break-up ‘Bye Baby’. He hasn’t been the same since the milkshaking diva filed for divorce.
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Erykah Badu

Erykah Badu has a child by Andre 3000, dated Common, has another youngin’ by D.O.C. from NWA, and a third by Jay Electronica. “Your booty might be bigger, but I can still take yo n*gga”, ain’t really nothing to argue with when you consider her dating history. If you date Erykah Badu you either gone turn vegan, write a song about her, or start wearing headwraps or knitted skull caps. Erykah than made more soulful brothas in the 2000/90’s than James Brown made in the 70’s.

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Who would’ve made your top 5? Who did I fail to mention? Have you ever experienced a love stain?

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