I love breasts. I’ve dedicated a significant portion of my life to appreciating and studying these sweater kittens. They have appeared in my bed, in my hand, at strip clubs, in bikinis, accidentally popping out, through low-cut shirts, in wet t-shirt contests … and especially in moments of nipple exposure. The list goes on.
Not just the aureoles … but the actual nipple!
Legal and Cultural Perspectives on Nipple Exposure
This revelation came about while visiting a strip club in Tampa Bay, FL. Apparently, the law in their town forbids the exposure of nipples (f*cking travesty!). As a result of this, all the girls wore flesh-colored pasties. The breast was allowed to hang free in all their glory, it could be pushed up, squeezed, and enjoyed … but something just felt weird. Without the nipple … it just wasn’t a breast. It was great to look at and nice to touch … but it was no longer that coveted organ I lust after … just a silicone-filled fun bag.
Celebrity Nipple Controversies
Case in point … Jennifer Lopez can wear this dress out in public and for TV and it’s considered racy … but high fashion. Let just one edge of her brown nipple exposure make an appearance … and suddenly it’s a whole different story. You gotta blur it out, she’s on the cover of “The Enquirer”, and the photos are now worth $10K each.
The Spectacle of Wet T-Shirt Contests
Wet t-shirt contests. Drunk college girls running around in tight t-shirts is something of interest … but apply water … and get the nipples to make an appearance … now we have cash prizes and a real event!
Mannequins and the Absence of Nipples
Store mannequins … why do you think the vast majority remain without nipples? Because nipple exposure would lose their gotdamn mind husbands would get caught staring.
Office Environments and Nipple Taboos
Let any office building get slightly too cold and Big Tittied Brenda comes into the meeting with a tight sweater. Suddenly all sense and intelligence leave the room … and every guy is thinking … “It sure is nipply in here.”
The Mystery of Nipple Fascination
So what exactly is so magical about this little nub? It makes up about 2% of the breast .. so why does nature’s bull’s eye garner so much attention? Why is it so important?
I don’t think anyone can ever answer that question.
But … to you … the nipple exposure … I will always cherish you. … SBM
2nding Comeback: I know right? I'm mind boggled today SBM…
All I about nips is I cannot stand mine. They show through EVERYTHING and I always have to wear padded bras to keep them from showin through my damn shirts.
@Nicki Sunshine & Comeback – You think its embarassing when you are could or aroused? Imagine being a man. Especially a sensitive man.
@Humble: "Nicki Sunshine & Comeback – You think its embarassing when you are could or aroused? Imagine being a man. Especially a sensitive man."
Bwahhh! At least you can stay seated…. our stuff is right at bird's eye level!!!!
I refer to mine as the 'grapes'..lol
I remember one instance I was sitting in a lecture and the speaker was this FINE, tall, broad shoulder, black hair, grey eyed Italian man…BELLISIMO! So anyways, I go up to him after the lecture to give him my business card. Within seconds *pop* he was about to get his eyes poked out..lol
A few days later we were talking on the phone, yes I mixed business & pleasure, and he said he didn't know if he was the cause of it or the cold room…but he hoped it was him..lol
@SBM: "@Nicki: Trust us … its not a bad thing. And our “shame” grosses women instead of arousing them."
I'm crackin up.. the jury is still out on that one… It depends on the man and the situation… if he's sexy and we're grinding in the club (the one time it's ok), I may be cool with it. LOL
***Sorry celibacy club, I came out my face for a minute *******
wow…ummmm, yeah so uhhh
Bwhahahaha! This post has no discussional value whatsoever, but I'm sure everyone will rise to the challenge and make it happen.
Hiding the nipple is one of those stupid irrational censorship things. But then again, judging by the passion expressed by SBM for them, maybe it's necessary.
And for the ladies with nipple issues, VS Body by Victoria bras (with the lil extra padding) are great for smoothing things out.
Not-so-sidenote: I just had to abandon my nipple rings, and I'm sad about it. *weep* I've had them off and on for over 10 years. Now they feel naked.
@Anesidora: "And for the ladies with nipple issues, VS Body by Victoria bras (with the lil extra padding) are great for smoothing things out."
Thanks for the tip, ma'am. 🙂
I think I saw the perfect set of breasts this weekend at the strip club. Perfect shape, areola looked like it was drawn on with a compass, perfect circles and alignment. I dont know if i even saw her face even though she sat at my table.
@no more: too bad she's a stripper… hahahahah .. unless you like dating strippers?
@anesidora: i agree this post has no conversational VALUE at ALL..
@sbm: go get laid already geez…
@everyone: Happy TUESDAY! We actually posted a new post! Check, check check check us OUT!
really??? wow….but hey…i got nipples and Marius loves them!!!
@Jolie: I like dating strippers. I dont mind, Its just an occupation.
@no more: I guess you are a hero.. saving them scrippers!
I think this may be the first post where black men will actually get to talk on a blog about single black men? amazing how I can talk about titties all day yet peopel are already saying this has no discussional value.
oh wow
so on topic.
yo… you southern cats r spoiled. come up here to new york and experience going to a strip club.
pasties? nope
G string? nah man
bikini…. yep. gals have to wear more clothing in a strip club than they wear in the club and your not allowed to touch either. 5 feet.
but then again, im not going down south any time soon. Id rather stay up here with our "23 is too old" unspoken rule about our pole dancers… as opposed to going down south and seeing your lifetime employed ones. Im sorry im not paying 20 dollars for a lap dance with a 30 year old saggy titties that look like utters having chick.
Up here we keep a fresh rotation…. young tight and everything is still in the right place god intended for them to be in!!!!
lol @ Nicki
comeback I have an Icon now for my url ! check me out
http://www.anitrasplace.net
its in the addy bar
i like it MIK…your such a bad mama jamma.
Oh and HNIC wouldnt date a stripper… I obviously date models… but if you model infront of a pole or in someones rap video? nah you can have drinks with the next brotha…. not me. Im not in a spot for what I am trying to do here in my township where I can have a sista on my arm who isnt of a certain standards.
oh and wanted to add for all my brothas. which is more important, the nipples or the actual bust itself? my baby brother has always been of the belief that he didnt care if she was flat at a wall, she just needed to have eraser type nipples that he could hang his keys on. I have another friend who likes them as huge as he can get them.
Myself personally breasts do nothing for me so I have no opinion
I know… I'm a year late. However I'm new to SBM and this is the greatest post I have ever read.
Being a butt man, I am all about the nipple and not the actual flesh of the breast. Good nipple/aerola action could save a sloppy saggy bolt on.
Its all about Aerola coloring and texture and how that works off of the nipple. Do they match? Its almost amazing how many different nips/aerola/coloring/boob shape/breast size combination you can come up with.
thought of nipple(rings) + adhd = another day of lost productivity
why?
@HNIC: For me its both, I like them as big as possible w/ eraser nipples.
Just checked I do have nipples.
@No More-Go right ahead son.
@Whyso-That's funny. Boy you better do your darn job…you know there's a financial problem here.
Ladies…ummm hi.
wow..so now that we have come to the conclusion that most like them big with erasers..with the exception of HNIC..where does this thread go now.?
i didn't know about that Tampa law? ok..
is it too early to change the topic?
Like why is it ok to date strippers but a womans a slore if she comes by your house on a second date?
I am going to go ahead and bow out of this topic for today and deem this "mens day"
I might actually be productive at work today, way to go SBM way to freakin go….
*another*
*Blank*
*Stare*
ty comeback ty
Wow, nipples huh. Yeah not much I can say about that except they get sore like a bitch.
Yeah Comeback that's the law, there is a place or two where they don't wear the pasties(all white bars) and they're fully nude, but the guy who owns those strip clubs was a County Commissioner, so he figured out a loophole.
There really is no value to this topic.
"Like why is it ok to date strippers but a womans a slore if she comes by your house on a second date?"
maybe because a man dating a stripper already knew what he signed up for out of the gate. In fact everything she does from that point on is all smooth sailing: complete sentences, a house, a car, the mere "wanting" to go to college.
with the velcro bootay type chick, he's most likely built her up from jump along with all of the expectations. Men are who$res too. but i think secretly they want women to show them how to do the right thing.
Sorry guys, I didn't notice that I still had that stupid name up there.
this reminds me of a quote from meet the parents…
Dina Byrnes: I had no idea you could milk a cat.
Greg Focker: Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples.
Jack Byrnes: I have nipples Greg. Could you milk me?
hahahahahaha, i love that flick
whyso
@comeback: well Coach called me last night. his convo was weak at best. Sometimes i think men play just as many games as women. i think he was expecting me to blow up his phone requesting another date. So anyway.. new date scheduled for thursday night. i will not end up back on the couch at the end of it! Happy COMEBACK! I really know the right things to do as a lady but sometimes I just dont care 🙂
lmao @ jolie changing the game, u go gurl
is it really a game?? or is it a courtship ritual a dance if you will…its age old..in our dna.
its like spanish fly comeback!!!
Whyso:Definitely not serious. I love that movie too and that scene. I dunno one of my good friends told me the same things in high school…i wonder.
Jolie:I know the right things to do as a lady but sometimes I just don't care…right on chick.
@comeback: I guess you could call it a courtship ritual. I think I am just used to men catering more so towards the woman and me having to do less work in the dance since men usually LEAD. Maybe its because he is Nigerian? Ya think thats it? is it cultural?
@ its like spanish fly comeback!!! …um let me research dat MIK!!! **opens wiki to try to see if I can correlate."
Jolie do you know Eso…he's Nigerian and went to Howard…he lives in Jax now…that's a fine specimen of a man right there.
lmao comeback I just wiki'd it and i retract my statement lol
@teacia: one of my friends who went to HU who is from Mass… knows him and his brother..
yes mam…Eso can so get it laid to the side, lol. unfortunately he's apart of the crew and we have very strict crew rules about mixing lust and friendship, lol.
…maybe in another lifetime. *sigh*
comeback i was ready to make that song my wedding dance song until he said
" let me lick you from your navel to your flower"
thats just ummm not gonna work at church…
@teacia: "and we have very strict crew rules about mixing lust and friendship, lol"
RULES…. They are meant to be broken. I break them allllll the time! You only live once.
" I think I am just used to men catering more so towards the woman and me having to do less work in the dance since men usually LEAD. Maybe its because he is Nigerian? "
imma start chargin yall LOL
***puts on my lab jacket and lights my incense (clincial meets metaphyical***
Jolie..are you tryna tell me you did "less work" with Memory foam. He wasn't nigerian was he? You don't strike me as somebody whose doing "less work". You got these dates taken straight out of Mcgiver's handbook. Im not reading you as the maiden flower.
As for the cultural differences. It really depends. There are ALOT of factors. I have dated very "americanized" African guys or right off the ship type dudes, who were born in this country. So many different variables.
but it does seem like your at nascar race. Doing alot of speed dating. I think that's good. Because the magic is sometimes in the numbers. But you gotta stick to the same behavior for ALL. No placebo type dudes. you know what im tryna say. Basically keep your @zz out these men's houses and off their mattresses and pull out sofas.
see you cant like BOTH. obviously we would all lvoe the perfect breast but not every breast is perfect because…. WOMEN GET OLD.
last week we actually were talking about my dating situation at work…
of course the young security guard/resident thug comes up and starts asking me about my dating and then starts in
"but do she have titties and ass though my nalgga!"
the other brotha told him that I am in the 30's dating game, women with hooters are first round draft choices and have long since been off the market.
tis so true! Sadly im dealing with all B cups and lower now gentlemen. get your "milk" while your still young boys
Jolie: Oh yeah that's right he is from Boston…he's like the perfect black man…he loves and cherishes being black and black people, however nothing he does resembles his ethnicity…it's a beautiful thing ladies and gentlemen.
Naw I'm going to stay in my lane on this one here…this man intimidates the hell out of me and he's YOUNGER…and i don't get intimidated often intellectually or otherwise but he's very successful at it. I play to win….so uhh yeah i'll pass.
Comeback: remember that myspace message this weekend, uhhh yeah…lol.
oh and anoter thing that gets a chick the boot from my bedroom….
wtf is up with sistas and RINGS IN THEIR NIPPLES!?!? am I alone here in my thoughts that …hmmm perhaps thats like cool or something if your a 19 year old exotic dancer but nipple piercings just dont belong on a 33 year old advertising and communications manager?
I mean im not the biggest fan of hooters in the world, but seiously do we have to defile them with tattoos and piercings? its like desecration of an altar!
"nothing he does resembles his ethnicity"
????..
"Comeback: remember that myspace message this weekend, uhhh yeah…lol."
@ furniture design/placement??? ok..
is everything alright wit cha?
Comeback: yeah he's not boxed in by being black, some very smart black men are limited with the scopes of their interests…they do everything in their power to express their black roots, not him. he's confident in knowing who he is, he doesn't forget but he doesn't wear it on his sleeves either to prove that he hasn't forgot.
Yeah the furniture design question…lol…i'll hit you up on the space.
@jolie
can I clear up your post a bit? In order for the dance to be good, women have to do equal work/fun as the men. They just do different things.
Men's job = to lead, make sure they don't crash into other dancers, keep time, interpret the music right, read their partners
Women's job = to [fully] trust the lead [amazingly difficult], to transmit the feeling given by the lead, and my favorite, to look extra extra sexy
i been salsaing for about 9 months…and it's helped my life lol. i also have a really deep theory that relationships are exactly like partner dancing. As soon as i pare it down, i might share it with the world
@comeback: yes dear, no more couches, mattresses, futons or pull-outs! I am still on the celibacy train… choo mutha effin choo!
lmao @ Jolie I need your start date so i can add you to role call for Friday mam
@why so: you become more and more interesting to me as the days go on.. salsa dancing? are you a maverick? lol. no seriously ..
i understand the dancing metaphore but I also like a man to be a man take charge and go after what he wants. when you see a diamond in the rough .. pick that batch up .. shat! dont just kick it around… think about picking it up .. come back to it the next day look at it again.. there might be a miner out there that is willing to take that diamond, shine and poilish it and put it in a fabulous setting! ..Where my miners at!?
@why so: that's a very good analogy for relationships. so often we women don't trust our men to lead, but also too often our men look to us for directions instead of just trusting their instincts…we all got a little work to do here.
*sidenote* i'm actually answering my work phone this morning instead of letting them go to voicemail and calling them back…this is waaaay more productive than putting it off, lol*
@mikki: I been on it since April dear… and still keeping my legs closed!
@HNIC: I guess the issue is I dont look at any woman in a long-term way. How you look right now is what I am dealing with. I dont worry about how you look in five years because theres a good chance we wont be dating in five months.
@Jolie: I dont call women slores, because no one has been able to give me a consistent definition of a slore. Its your body, you do what you want, screw society's labels.
@no more: has anyone told you they love you today. Well I just did!
"yeah the furniture design question…lol…i’ll hit you up on the space."
ok..that might be more appropriate.
Furniture design is the new word for? who knows … but it sounds interesting .. is it similar to coloring? lol
Mikki: i got a question for you. so i disputed all 15 items on my report, 5 of them were deleted right(yaaay for eliminating 1/3 of my debt)…but i only did that with one reporting agency…should i dispute all 15 again for the 2 other agencies or just the 5 that were deleted…or am i screwed b/c didn't feel like doing them all at the same time.
Jolie: lol, me and my girls all got together Friday night and watched that movie while eating take out…and no it's not quite coloring…it's more like tracing the pic in black first so that you can stay in the lines.
When i say design its more about placement..where things go to open chi.
Comeback…I sent the message.
@teacia & comeback: yup .. gotcha!
@Comeback,jolie, and Teacia
"he loves and cherishes being black and black people, however nothing he does resembles his ethnicity…it’s a beautiful thing ladies and gentlemen."
Ok as an African man I have to question this. Are we suppose to walk around in dashikis? Does everything we do have to scream I am African? I swear b/w the you don't act African or you act like a white boy statements I don't know what to think.
Humble you preachin to the choir. Its all good to me. Moreover its really hard to find black american people in this country who don't have roots somewhere else be it Caribbean/Africa other ethnicities etc. So im really sensitive to those issues across the board.
And I also am very congnizant how they play out in my relationships with men who aren't black american.
Humble I wasn't talking about his African ethnicity as much as I was just talk about him being a black man…i.e. the black man stereotypes. Calm down mister, no one was disrespecting you.
For me that's a plus b/c I grew up around white kids, listening to their music and singing their songs. I'm a classically trained musician as well…and how many brothas you think I can get to go to an Italian Opera with me…yeah, that was what I was getting at.
hmmm looks like people are working today. Guess I will do the same.
@Comeback and Teacia – I didn't catch feelings over this. You guys are good. It just suprising to hear that still. Growing up African/British/American and gives you a different experience. The stereotypical mindframe usually comes from people that have never been exposed to much.
Humble what you surprised to hear??? if you noticed i had questions on "“nothing he does resembles his ethnicity” as well. But i think i know what was meant.
my mother's paternal side emigrated here from Haiti. Even after like the early 1900s…alot of them people still think like "haitians" to me (i say this because i can and affectionately as well).
you gotta know that people bring their cultural perspectives to relationships. They don't just go away. you do know that right? and sometimes those perspectives directly affect your situation.
@humble: I have traveled the world and dated the gammit. There is something different about dating an americanized african man then an african man who maybe has been her only 10 years or fewer. Its just different. (idk if this is the point of this convo anymore though)I like all men but his Nigerian culture being that both his parents are from Nigeria but he was born here makes him slightly different in his values and expectations in a woman. just saying..
yeah the "nothing he does resembles his ethnicity" was a compliment to him being able to live outside of the normal gammit of black america. there's more to us than what it portrayed and i was admiring that visible quality in him…however he was just an example. there are many of men, even right on this blog who embody those qualities…like how many black men do we know who salsa dance, i can think of 3 and all 3 are on this blog, Why So, Hasani if i'm not mistaken and Eathan.
LMAO @ my friends…I sent them all a text message letting them all know that I love and appreciate their friendship and how important they have been to my growth…and some of the responses are priceless…so far there's a tie for my favorite:
1. R u dying or something?
2. Even though I feel I got this by accident, it really does mean a lot you sent it to me.
Damn, and here I was thinking that I was good at showing my friends the love, lol…I guess not, gotta do better!!
@Comeback. jolie, Teacia – I agree. Until I got older I didn't understand why I view or related to women different than my friends. I grew up in a household or environment different than them. I think this is also why some women I've dated could not understand where I was coming from.
did you or did you not just write a post about nipples???
im not sure what to say. I agree? I can relate? I have nipples?
wth?
I think he did…..
*blank stare*
@Comeback
“did you or did you not just write a post about nipples???”
No he didn’t.
@Nicki Sunshine
“They show through EVERYTHING and I always have to wear padded bras to keep them from showin through my damn shirts.”
Thats not a bad thing.
"I grew up in a household or environment different than them. I think this is also why some women I’ve dated could not understand where I was coming from"
provide some examples..
since where all friends here. I will say that there have been times where I've had to defend my black american perspective (even that in which has a slice of "island concepts")to an African boyfriend. There have been serious arguments resulting from "how black american's think". I call it the model minority complex.
but anyway…humble i thought i was gonna have to bake you some cookies. maybe like you werent comin back.
LOL @ Comeback!
Humble we feel your pain mister, only "cultured" black men really get me…other than that it's a complete and total waist, not saying the "cultured" ones are a sure thing either though….obviously.
mine don’t really show unless im aroused or really cold. And if that should happen during the random day…THAT’S A bad thing.
@Humble: “Thats not a bad thing.”
For men it is not. I hate it. EMBARASSING… I always look aroused or cold when I’m not.
@Mik: I love you and your blank stares. 🙂
define cultured? is mambo sauce cultured? jk jk jk .. just trying to wake some people up on this here blog..
its the teacia, humble, comeback, jolie show up in here today..
no more heroes: brotha I fully endorse your frame of mind. Infact I wish more YOUNG black men would take your mentality. I feel todays younger black male is so compassionate it strikes a bad chord with todays black woman and eventually the relationship will falter because we dont have enough swagger (or money) to keep them honest.
ANOTHER one of my best friends wife walked out on him. its an epidemic. So I encourage you younger dudes to get your swagger on , only do it in a SAFE way. I belive that it will let you guys focus when you become a grey old sage like myself.
but yeah we differ. I was born and bred a husband. this playboy shit is not for me.
Jolie play nice now…lol, we all know how GHETTO that mess is.
I've decided that I want a pearl necklace for my bday, in addition to the Ipod, watch and purse. I feel that I'm at an age where I can appreciate a fine set of pearls stringed together by fine silk thread.
So SBM fam, I think you all need to take up a collection and purchase me a beautiful pearl necklace, simple and classic.
For example:
http://www.pearlsonly.com/pearls/customer/product…
gotta help yall folks out on here.
Phrat I had to really sit back on this one and it was hard to really come up with a reason, see I too love the nipple. I believe that with the right normal skin tone to aureola tone, the nipple becomes a beautiful center piece.
I think the love for the nipple goes back to what males originally think of breast as, a source for milk. The nipple is the first source of food, so its nurture over nature. This could all be BS, but I do love some fun bags.
-JM
Ooooooh this is pretty and so far my FAV:
http://www.pearlsonly.com/pearls/customer/product…
@Comeback
"i thought i was gonna have to bake you some cookies. maybe like you werent comin back."
I am not feeling any type of way about this. It takes A LOT to get me upset. Women assume that since I am nice I am also sensitive. Its usually the toughest dudes that are the most sensitive. I like you all too much to leave. I wish I had more women like you in my life that I could interact with instead of just at work. You can still make those cookies too.
@teacia: Dang those are reasonable! probably because they are freshwater pearls. I got an $800 dollar strand around my neck right now from this dude I used to date years back (yes .. I had them appraised.) Hmmm.. I might need to get those freshwater ones too.. add them to my collection. I say you start a blog and get a paypal link for a "29 and fine" gift..
I'm officially in LOVE with pearls…this set is toooo pretty:
http://www.pearlsonly.com/pearls/customer/product…
Ok I'm done with my public drooling and Jolie I lack the energy for all of that. I may buy myself a set this week, my bday is on Sunday, so I'm going to look around for a few days and see what I like the most that's affordable and jump on a set…gotta start somewhere, freshwater it is.
Also I think this site is a wholesale deal so they're cheaper.
i've never been really able to get into pearl necklaces. All the yaya's used to wear them at every yaya function.
i just always thought it was something older women wore. i need a little edge to my jewelry.
@Mr. Swagger: Yes … our first source of nourishment … mad I forgot to touch on that.
@Nicki: Trust us … its not a bad thing. And our “shame” grosses women instead of arousing them.
@Comeback: Yeah … Nipples. I’ve written about titties, head, and sex in a helicopter … but something about Nipples is too much??? LOL.
I'm a little edgy w/o the pearls. I've always worn a lot of diamonds so I need something to bring me down a notch and pearls are perfect, simple yet classic.
@Teacia – I didnt know pearls were that inexpensive. The majority of the items were under 2K.
@Comeback – I saw women in very different roles. My grandmother is from Oklahoma. She was a reverend but at home she was a traditional wife. I have an aunt that's Jamaican and another that's Nigerian. I never pigeon holed women into one role because I never saw women in one role.
"Diammmmmmoooonnnnnds, are a gir-rrlllsss best frieeeeennnnd."
Sorry I felt a little Beyonce-ish for a minute. LOL
I always wear pearls. I never leave home without them. I've had some custom pieces made which are a bit edgy.. but I get a lot of compliments from men about my pearls..i think it makes me different as a 20 something so I will keep it up.
Lol Humble…well these are $129,000:
http://www.thepearlsource.com/16-18.6mm-Ultimate-…
I need a pair of starter pearls, lol…not like these babies here.
Jolie-I feel you there. I like pearls. I wish I had pierced ears so I could wear diamond/pearl studs. Where do you get your custom pieces done?
Teacia-Excellent choices. I like them all.
Nicki-Lol Beyonce.
Humble- 🙂
LOL @ Nicki!!
Nicki your nuts gurl, how is it going over there?? I haven't been keeping up much today. Work has got me a lil bit busy but im actually enjoying working and planning a weekend date. So far we got dinner, haunted hay ride, and videos for Friday night.
Ladies I need to go shopping for my date, what should I wear?
@jac:A friend of mines mom she travels to china quite a bit so if I see something I like and want to put pieces of one item together with another. SHe will take the photos and the chinaman hooks it up!
@humble: somedays you surprise me! Has anyone told you they loved you today! Welp, I just did!
@Teacia – $129K!!! Thats a 1968 Shelby Mustang. That diamond clasp is a nice touch. If I ever buy that best believe that I have married someone I would give my life for.
p.s I know I luvs yall menz on this blogs and comeback because she's a dicks chick or whatever, but i have to break the "house rule" on this date……
*shout out to jolie*
@mikki: videos? at your house or his house? you know how they feel about velcro booties around here.
for your outfit.. where do you live again? whats the temp? its cold up here in the dmv!
Humble I agree TOTALLY!!!
Mikki I see you on your date…and uhhh I asked you a financial question above.
See #64 please and thank you!
@Ladies: Over here delierious…. eating celery and grapes and applesauce. LOL. I've got to decrease this dress size. Yaw I went shopping for bridesmaid dresses and am no longer that size 8. FAAARR from it now. and pissed!!!!!
@Mik: Where are you guys going???? I need details to give you a proper outfit. 🙂
lmao jolie i already made the disclaimer im gonna be a velcrow ass and i dont care if i never see him again because of it, thats a chance im willin to take lol.
60's or somewhere around there.
Teacia I cannot answer your question due to moral issues im struggling with, sorry luv.
Jolie:Cool, cool.
Mikki:**passes you a condom**
The SUN is finally out….
Don't fret Nicki, bridesmaid's dresses are cut a size too small, so subtract one size and that's your new size.
@nicki: if it makes you feel better.. bridesmaids dresses run small..
how do you feel now? better?
@T and Jolie: I'm gonna be transparant… can I be transaparant for a minute????!!! Okay.. my confessions!
I am a size 12 now… I was just a 10 June '07! I used to be the skinny girl. Not no mo' folks. not no' mo.
Mikki: ok i feel ya, luckily for me i don't have the same dilemma. these companies have been getting over on people and using legal loopholes for the longest, now it's my turn.
oh and the damn lady in the store: she was like honey, what size do you need? I said 12, ma'am… she said… oh, I'd figured you were a lot smaller than that… I said no ma'am… it's all smoke and mirrors and trickery.
Nicki Dinner first, so i am going to need something cute but casual, im thinkin jeans with heels and a cute top maybe? then a hayride. which if my outfit remains universal all i have to do is change shoes.
Jolie don't be passing condoms to me !! it is NOT going down!!
But uhhh Nicki you're like 6ft, so your weight is proportioned differently. Me at a size 12 and you at a size 12 looks different. You don't look big at all on your pics(the face is usually very telling)!
Mikki you can wear heels on the hayride, that outfit will work for the entire evening…as long as you wear pumps, that way you can slip them off at the house to get comfy on the couch for movie time.
T: I wish I could claim 6 ft dahling… I'm only 5'6. Just 3/4 of my body is legs… very disproportioned… So I look tall. 🙁
@Mik: Def wear the jeans… got some dressy jeans??? I don't know what they're called, but those ones I have on on the myspace, with the grey shirt? Got 'em from the Limited. And yes on the heels and a cute top…. you've got it girl… not too much boobage… but back cleavage is always sexy and understated.
@teacia: i say you call all 3 credit agencies and dispute all of them. dont fix it on just one because you never know which one a certain place you are trying to get something from will check. I am no professional like mikki but thats how i went about fixing my credit to buy my house.
Nicki: yeah, i'm only 5'2 so being a 12 is always going to NOT be an option for me. I a 10 teetering on an 8 thanks to my workout regimine the last week or so. I want to be a comfy and toned 8..don't want my thickness to go anywhere, just this little pouch.
@mikki: that was Jac with the condom business! I say have fun.. there are 3 parts to the date. it isnt like you started on the couch.. ya know!
SBM: you may want to add a chat room plug-in to your blog…lol
Jolie: yeah i just got lazy, i'm going to do it for the next two at the same time and i plan to dispute all of them again just like before. it makes a huge difference since one of the ones that was deleted had a substantial balance.
Thanks Nicki I will check out the limited today n see if i can find them, I do like those ones you had on and i think that would be perfect. Teacia I am goin to be "investing" in a new pair of heels luv, I can not be wearing them on a hay ride, i wanna be cute but not that cute lol. I am just gonna find some cute gym shoes to match my outfit from payless nothing to expensive. You know how i do.
@T: And girl you ain't never lied about the pooch disappearing. IF I could go into the doctor's and ask for lipo without them laughing, I would. I'm DEAD. SERIOUS.
I don't want it all gone because I do like SOME of my accumulated woman meat, but the back boobs and pooch must go.
@fungke: if we didnt chat about randomness.. there would be no comments. Didnt you read the post? what was there to possibly comment about.
All of us have nipples. The END
@Mik: No prob girl… and thanks for the compliment!
lmao Jolie my bad!! you are sooooooooooooooo right girlfriend!!
Jac stop that!
@Jolie: "All of us have nipples. The END"
And Amen to that… and the men are really not on here long enough out of the day to even keep that topic going…. sooo.. that leaves us gals. 🙂
Nicki:Lol @ smoke, mirrors and trickery…I do that same stuff.
Mikki: 🙂 It's not serious sweetie.
But Mikki aren't you just riding on the hay…you're not climbing stacks or nothing like that. The dude should help you up and that's that…I still say go with the pumps, there is NEVER a reason to wear gym shoes on a date unless you're working out or playing tennis or raquetball…NEVER!!
@Jac: LOL
The hunger is kicking in.. damn rabbit food…. I need coc****ne. Is that how the models do it? j/k, j/k.
And I'm gonna second T: Unless you guys are going to the gym, hez-zell to the nizzaw on those gym shoes.
@mikki: I say bring a cute pair of flats along.. no gym SHOES …
I know Teacia but if you have been on hayrides usually there is some type of mud or dirt involved, not to mention walking to where the hayride actually starts, waiting in line etc….
I just don't want to take chances on messing up a nice pair of pumps or my feet, I love my feet.
Jolie flats i can do, I will look for some ty ty
good idea Jolie…a cute pair that she can stash in her purse. you carry big enough purses don't you Mikki?
okay all this yoga Rus does, and his body looks like this:
http://www.bossip.com/33650/baby-on-board-2/spl53…
Mikki I guess you just have to be a heels person to really feel me, but the flats I can live with and are a sensible option.
No Teacia I don't have a big purse, yall killin me dang, i need to make a budget for this lol.
@T: "Mikki I guess you just have to be a heels person to really feel me, but the flats I can live with and are a sensible option"
Oh yes honey, I used to be you. I so understand what you are talking about. Lived in heels. In the words of Carrie Bradshaw,
the world is my runway."
BUT I went out with this short guy and stopped wearing them (with some guys). When I was taller than him, I felt like a pimp and h* combination… not good.
@Mik: How you gonna be in 2008 and not have a big purse! Get with it girl!!!!!
I concur with Tea…heels, a big purse then flats. Uggh yep.
"@fungke: if we didnt chat about randomness.. there would be no comments. Didnt you read the post? what was there to possibly comment about.
All of us have nipples. The END"
@ jolie i agree. but maybe he could use a blog consultant to whip things up in here.
"BUT I went out with this short guy and stopped wearing them (with some guys). When I was taller than him, I felt like a pimp and h* combination… not good"
lmao, well this guy is 5"10 so im thinking something between 2-3inches should do me swell, im not a big heels person not by choice but i dont spend money on stuff like that much. I aint tryin to fall on my ass either tryin to be cute.
lol im sorry guys im outta touch on fashion help a sista out!! dang
@mik: you must have a big purse. A hobo! yes a hobo.. necessary item for fall 2008.
"okay all this yoga Rus does, and his body looks like this:"
i don;t think yoga is supposed to make you skinny as much as centered and relaxed with good flexibity.
the downward facing dog is not an ab excercise.
@Mik: yes girl… plenty of places to get big purses without breaking the bank. I like to frequent T J Maxx and Target and stuff… you can find quality stuff without a Beyonce budget! I'm not gonna say all the stuff is good because my cousin, god bless her, always manages to come out looking like swap meet suzy.
And please no falling on the arse. That can be awkward.. those endearing "other" moments only happen in Jennifer Lopez movies.
@Comeback: " I don;t think yoga is supposed to make you skinny as much as centered and relaxed with good flexibity."
Aw hell, let me throw away these damn dvds then…. guess I'm gonna have to sweat (hate exercise!)
" comeback because she’s a dicks chick or whatever, but i have to break the “house rule” on this date……
"
@ MIk. i am a CHICK's CHICK…not a dyck's chick. big difference. Yaya's don't pledge allegiance to other people's men or to our own disrespect.
peeks in, see women talk, exits
@jolie
"you must have a big purse. A hobo! yes a hobo.. necessary item for fall 2008."
I didnt know these were popular. My mother carries that brand in her store.
comeback whats this business about other folks men???
im lost now lol
@Humble: LOL at you exiting at woman's talk. Commme baaackkk… we need testosterone… just jump in and say some random stuff.
WOW! Your mom has a store?
@humble: when's the last date you had? you never talk about going out with women… you just talk about getting calls from creditors on behalf of your ex… do tell brotha!
"comeback whats this business about other folks men???
im lost now lol"
I was working from the backwards definition of a dyck's chick. You just like dissed me with that definition DUDE. And that's what a dyck's chick is, she'll basically slit your wrist for a dyck. And usually any ole dyck will do.
lmao humble "peeks in, sees woman talk, exits"
yeah, once the conversation starts going to purses and shoes I space the f*ck out….
***plays with imaginary Hot Wheels***
oh im sorry lol i didnt even know it meant all that…
just sounded good lol
Sidenote:
Will there be a debate watching party?
@whyso: well yaw ain't sayin nuttin (I really had to sound that out!)
@Nicki Sunshine – Yes my mother owns a women's clothing and accessory store
@jolie fatale – You need to check the stats with mikki. I can't talk about what I'm not doing.
@jac: i will be watching at busboys and poets here in DC….
"Sidenote:
Will there be a debate watching party?"
YES. we meet here at ***checks schedule*** me and T and i Shelia were the ONLY ones who came.
@Humble: "Yes my mother owns a women’s clothing and accessory store"
That is good stuff… That was always one of my fantasies but I lack the patience and endurance needed to be a business owner.
"@jac: i will be watching at busboys and poets here in DC…."
busboys is that where you meet the men??? pls say no? PLEASE.
@Debate party: I'm gonna be honest… I get bored watching em (please don't hang me!)
8th Wonder – long ass time (over a year elite member)
80's Baby – October 20, 2007 (ain't nobody humpin around like bobby brown)
Mikki – November 2007 (leader of the rat pack)
Nicki – January 20, 2008 (not lickin no rappers)
Humble_One – February 2008 (ain't got time for b*tches n hoes, gotta get that paper)
Jolie Fatale – April 2008 (stayin off couches, love seats, futons, n beds)
Comeback Girl – May 2008 (canceled member due to pre A.D.D)
QB – June 16, 2008 (had her back broke once but not due to sex)
Jac – Sometime in July 2008 ( thinks this is gay but does it anyway)
Given – Summer 2008 (bless you)
@Mik: I'm crackin up at not lickin no rappers….
jac is on the list? STFU!
GO JAC!
lets hang Nick..i love them. Its not ONLY about the issues to me. I watch ALOT of body language. I will 3rd eye a situation in a minute. McCain had a hard time lookng at Obama the last time. I read a lot about his ability to connect. I read alot in the fact that he was ill prepared. He also got very tired and flustered at the end as well. Its down to the wire. Alot is at stake. This is must see tv.
If I had the power I would gather all of the people listed in the CelClub, put them in a being hall with all of the single women and men I could find, and singlehandedly bring down the CelClub. Someone should contact me for a reality show.
"Jolie Fatale – April 2008 (stayin off couches, love seats, futons, n beds)"
this is FUNNY
@Nicki Sunshine
"That was always one of my fantasies but I lack the patience and endurance needed to be a business owner."
You can do it. You most definately need patience. It didn't happen overnight for her. She held down a corporate job and ran her business. The family helped too.
@Comeback: "lets hang Nick.."
We shall, we shall :)… I watched about 30 minutes of Palin-Biden… but turned it off to go to sleep… I waiting for her to screw up big time but all I heard was you betcha (which sucks, but not a big mess up)… I didn't get to hear these shout outs people keep talking about though.
LMAO!!..yall are the best!!
Yes a big purse is a MUST HAVE!!
Humble: that's cool that your mom has a store.
Why so: I got something hot you can play…uhhh, nevermind. *sigh*
Nicki: girl embrace the heels, they miss you.
Comeback: I will be in attendance as always, I'm kinda of excited it's a townhall, Barack does really well in them and they're underestimating him big time, which is GREAT!!
Humble can u get ur mom to get me a discount on a HOBO?
what store is it??? where???
um imma need acouple of yall to take a lie detector test on these dates…some of them are coming up "iffy" and in the Celibacy Club we tell the truth.
I see imma haveta seam rip a few of these everlasting burning flame logos from your sweater vests.
so imma go head and put it out there..im callin bullshyt on Jac and Jolie's dates.
@comeback: I speaks the truth! I have a velcro booty but I have superglue thighs.. THEY STAYS TOGETHER!
lmao @ comeback callin BS on members
Not NoMore trying to bring us down. LOL….
@Humble: I wanted to do a clothing boutique…. maybe after I start this whole psychology thang????!!!!! she's an inspiration though. I kinda buried those passions… not exactly living in the fashion capital right now… not even close.
@T: LOL. I'm ba-accck. I kicked that shorty to the curb. Today I've got on dressy flip flops BUT yesterday, I was wedging it. 🙂
@Mikki – Her store is on Woodward in the Downtown/New Center/Wayne State area. I will check to see what she has for you.
**side eye** Jolie…i do believe you are celibate..but you padded that month by like ***rubs my temple** at least -1.5 months. maybe two.
Did Comeback say some of ya'll are coming up iffy??? I have tears in my eyes. LOL
Nick…they lyin bout the dates..how can we move forward as a unified front…if some of the celibates have fudged the "celibation"…
awww Humble you are a doll thank you
p.s umm imma need that by Friday!!
@Comeback: Girl, you are killing me! LOL. We can't move forward with liars, you are right… come on guys. We are TRANSPARANT in this club. I'm talking ALL FORMS OF SEX.
@comeback: (looks down there.. thinks back) All I know is it wasnt hot outside the last time I had some.. hows that! SPRING 2008 for Jolie.. you and that DAMN SIDE EYE!
***crickets***
For the record, if you get me and Elizabeth Hasselback (or whatever that chick's name is) in a room… I WILL TEAR HER ASS UP like a hungry lion. I'm so sick of her comments and her crying and her "passion" aobut these Republicans.
Jolie…do i need to take the dam$n farmer's almanac out…
is it hot in April???
i live where you do…do i have sucker written on my sweater vest. Do these bobby socks i have pulled up high…do they look like a toddler socks to you.
we can't move forward until everyone "REMEMBERS" there date.
@nicki: all forms?! awww shat … ok … yeah move me to uh… I gotta think on this one.. last one to lollie me was … ummmmm.. still thinking ..brb
Nick you see that…??? they playin.
@Mikki – You need to go to Hobo's website and see what bag you want. Give me the style number for that bag and I will see if she has it in stock.
@Comeback; I know, right??? Dammit guys… you will get DEMERITS.
OK. June. Thats my date. June. Can I have my patch back?
Comeback..did anyone ever tell you .. umm.. your a bully! lol
"Do these bobby socks i have pulled up high…do they look like a toddler socks to you"
ROTFLMAO!!
Im mad yall really been lyin….
"Elizabeth Hasselback "
i have a soft spot for her. Back when she was elizabeth filarski on the look for less. Do yall remember that…. Style Channel circa 2001 or something.
You guys over here taking false credit, and my legs have creases from keeping em so tight since January!!!!!!
I DONT BE LYING! I just didnt know lollies were included…shat.. NOW I KNOW.
I stand by JUNE!
Comeback..did anyone ever tell you .. umm.. your a bully! lol
Im just tryna uphold the doctrine of our org…NOW…before I sew the patch back on are you SURE it was June..have you factored in ALL OTHER couch interludes and episodes?
Comeback I am giving you the diamond crown for what you just pulled.
that was my laugh for today, i can't believe yall been lying!!
im hurt, so so so hurt
*blank stare with tears*
@comeback: I've honestly never seen this broad until the View. I wanted to murk her after she pulled that crying spell after the racism talk… I cant' stand with the others pull the crying… I've had two do that to me.. it only pisses me off more.
@Comeback – Word!!?? Is the only dude in the Celibacy Club the only honest member? Are the women lying on their p**sy?
I factored it all in.Additionally, in my latest couch episodes in my defense; the only thing that went down was some kissing.. Is that not allowed either in this club?
8th Wonder – long ass time (over a year elite member)
80's Baby – October 20, 2007 (ain't nobody humpin around like bobby brown)
Mikki – November 2007 (leader of the rat pack)
Nicki – January 20, 2008 (not lickin no rappers)
Humble_One – February 2008 (ain't got time for b*tches n hoes, gotta get that paper)
Comeback Girl – May 2008 (queen of the club for pulling a "cheaters version of our club")
Jolie Fatale – June 2008 (stayin off couches, loveseats, n futons, n beds)
QB – June 16, 2008 (had her back broke once but not due to sex)
Jac – Sometime in July 2008 ( thinks this is gay but does it anyway)
Given – Summer 2008 (bless you)
any corrections to these dates yall had better fess up now because if i have to go back and edit again im pulling memberships!!!!!!!!!!
argggg
I am July 25, 2008. Jolie…STFU before I get mean…which I do when there's a lack of ho-dom in my life.
DEMERITS!!!! Whooo-I need about two or three.
Umm…Comeback, I will be here tonight! I swear. I will be about 10 min late but I will be here! So yeah.
Yes Humble, they've been lying on their cats (points figers accusingly)
No Jolie: Kissing is fine (although I haven't done THAT either. Comeback, I need an extra pin)… just oral… are we including hands and fingers in the no zones????
Yes kissing is allowed in the club. ok **sews patch back on**
welcome back..here is your cookie.
Jac also needs to step up about her date…she lyin. Mik please modifiy the schedule. Humble nobody lies on there situation in this club.
Aww Humble ok thank you I am going to do that right now and get back to you with those numbers. I feel like a celeb n shat!
For the record I don't think it's gay, I just like sex.
"I am July 25, 2008."
@ JAC something still aint right here. I vote that the club adds two weeks to Jac's date. Im feeling it was more like August.
what say the celibates??
I'm lying. I have kissed…. there was that beach in Miami… but that's it.
@jac: why i gotta stfu! I didnt say you! I didnt call out anyone specifically shat! I was just saying ..damn… feeling all hurt..
yes only kissing on the lips.. no one touches my aquarium.. waiting for the right aquaman… with gils.. 🙂
Comeback…I remembers it was about four days before ol' boy got sent home….
@Jac: Are you lying on your stats??? Don't make me come down there.
@Jolie: "yes only kissing on the lips.. no one touches my aquarium.. waiting for the right aquaman… with gils.. "
Awww-riggght.
T-will you be joinin us in our sacred club..or will you be getting right back on the hor..um…will you be commencing relations.
Jolie:I would like you to meet me @ our tree house RETTTT NAH!
Gils…oh Anti, where art thou?
Humble:Where you at homie?
Nicki: I was thinking Mardi Gras '09?
@Jac: "Nicki: I was thinking Mardi Gras ‘09?"
Huh??? When you are gonna bust that thang out? Help me out here?
@jac.. ARGHHHHHHHHHHH..
Comeback you are such a retard!!!!!!!!
*dead*
ROTFLMBAOL!!! Yall are a HOT STANKING ASS MESS!!
And I'm calling bullshit with Comeback, Jac I think you're date is sometime last month…I'll even give you the first week but I SERIOUSLY doubt it was in July.
And Comeback, ummm no I'm going to pass on the club membership…I'm looking to wet my whistle pretty soon actually…you know I got birthday coming up.
Nicki:For your visit.
…and if you don't believe it whistles just blow on it. 🙂
Hole up…You callin bull shyt on my situation…i been keepin it resilient and snug since mid may.
hobo's are rather expensive, humble i dont think i can do all that lol. However this is the one that i did like.
http://www.hobobags.com/Clarissa/pd/c/23/np/23/p/…
No Comeback I was in agreeance with you on Jac's situation…Jolie's was a toss up but you got her to confess. I just know that Jac is lying, there's no way she's been keeping them hot thangs closed this long.
oh i just re-read…we are in agreement that Jac is tryna pull a ky lube job on us…This is not slippin thru.. you're patch goes in a safe until we can come to a formal agreement.
@T: "and if you don’t believe it whistles just blow on it."
I'm dying over here! I WAS NOT ready for this!!!!!
comeback I nominate "Spanish fly" for our the clubs theme song
Ignoring Teacia….
This thing is so tight I can't do nothing with it.
I might have to see a doctor 🙁
I blame it on Humble. He messes up my dating life.
Humble what she got for 20 bucks?
If you guys must know. I have about FOUR toys and always buying more. I definitely leave the blog on random days and handle business…
I just wish there was someone who could tell you guys.
Mikki: just go to Tar-jay and pick up you a hot little $30 bag and be done with it.
Nicki: yeah, forget making it twirk…hell make it whistle!!!
Jac: why exactly are we blaming it on a man who lives 1,000 miles away?!?!?
@T: I'm cracking up at the whistling! I need to learn that trick for my husband. Must keep him sat.is.fied. (2 snaps and a twist!)
are we talking about HOBO the brand or HOBO the style. All hobo's (style) are what's hot this fall.
i say go to target: http://www.target.com/Botkier-for-Target-Satchel-…
i actually love botkier..i have both versions. a bag for 25 bucks and one for…alot more. no one can really tell how much i paid and im mad about that…cause i could just become a target girl…well..maybe not but almost.
http://www.botkier.com/home.html
Tea:I blame everything on him. But I guess I didn't tell you about the golden opportunity I had but Humble was cock_blocking (albeit unknowingly)
I'll shoot you an e-mail.
Teacia thats what the plan, but Humble was ever so sweet to look into something at his moms clothing store so i thought i would give that a whirl first.
Shout outs to Target.
comeback thats cute but i like the blue one i had picked out. I am assuming he was talking about the brand since he told me to go to the website and get the order #
I can't afford hobo tho, i can afford bo bo but not hobo
You just need an oversized bag for the fall aka as a hobo/satchel whatever…go to target.
@Jac – Don't blame me. I want some why would I stop someone else from getting theirs.
@Teacia – Cosign
@Mikki
"Humble what she got for 20 bucks?"
Shipping and Handling
Alright kiddos…I gots to go sit in this $6000 dollar class but I'll holla on the flip side.
"@Mikki
“Humble what she got for 20 bucks?”
Shipping and Handling"
…im on the floor with this. LOL mik..don't be tryna nickel and dime Humble's mama nah.
*** spacing out***
went from hot wheels to transformers. ooooohhh optimus prime!
why so
lmao @ humble
neva mind then, im going to target lol
Jac you're starting to sound more and more like me everyday…CUT IT OUT!! *hugs and kisses*
And I need to get on studying for this midterm that I have tomorrow. *dear sweet baby jesus keep me near the cross*
@T: bless you on that midterm. I understand that feeling.. .send letters and prayers to sweet baby jesus for you.
@Mikki – How much were you looking to spend?
20 like I said lol. its all good I will just hit up target ill be iight, yall know i did the shopping challenge i KNOW how to make a little go a long way *smiles*
Hey Guys! This is my first time commenting here, although I see many of you on VSB. I normally just sit back and watch the show you guys put on, but wanted to jump in today because I had a question to ask Teacia (if you don't mind me doing so) 🙂
Teacia- When you disputed items on your credit report, what did you say? That the items did not belong to you?
Welcome V Renee! Jump in at any time.
@Mik: Ain't nothing wrong with it at all girl.
@T: GIRL>. ever since you said something bout a damn whistle.. this song has been in my head! BIG UP WEST COAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRcamEx7EmA
V Renee: glad to know we have people who actually watch us and are amused…here we were thinking that we were amusing to only ourselves, lol.
I didn't have to say a word, I did it online when I got my credit report. Some of them are tricky, they give a list of options to choose from. I just went with what sounded right and checked it off, like "no knowledge of this account", or "paid this debt already"…but never did i choose knowingly fraudulent, b/c that could get messy…just go with your gut and do it online at http://www.annualcreditreport.com.
You can go to each agency and get your report for free and dispute them individually(i suggest on the same day unlike me).
Friends, Romans, Countrymen Lend me your ears.
I'm outta this piece. Ciao peoples.
Jolie I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE Too Short…
"You couldnt be a better player than me
Even if you fucked every day of the week
I know you think you got it like that with p
I be fucking hoes everyday of the week biiitch!!!"
…so yeah I love dirty grimey rap music…loves it!!
Yeah me too, I'm out for now folks…I'll hit yall up on the flip side aka when I get home in 5 minutes(i love living 4 blocks from work), lol.
Teacia – Thanks for the info!
You guys are definitely amusing…in a good way.
@jolie – That song is my s**t and i'm not a die-hard Too Short fan. I saw him perform this song live and it was off the chain.
tea..did you just bring up TOO SHORT!!!?!?!? At first I thought he was rude, crude, and crass. But that all changed when I heard the following piece of poetry….ahem
"Ronald Reagan came up to me and said "DO-YOU-HAVE-THE-ANSWER
to the U. S. ECONOMY….AND-THE-CURE-FOR-CANCER"
I said "what are you doing in the white house if you're not selling cocaaaaaine
Ask your wife, Nancy Reagan, I know she'll spit that gaaame…
Like one night she came to my house AND GAVE ME A BLOW JOB
SHE LICKED MY **** UP AND DOWN LIKE IT WAS CORN ON A COB!!!!"
too short got brains from the president's wife ….that man is classic. Tea, your amazingness never fails. what a great day!
V Renee: it's all good…we do it for our hood(work cite: Jac)
Why So: I love Too Short, my friends used to look at me like I was crazy b/c his lyrics were so dirty, but I felt liberated by his music, don't know why considering i'm far from gangster anything…oh why so tell me that you HEART football and i'm breaking the rules and posting my link under my name.
Oh wait, Why how old are you?!?!?
Damn, the Dow dropped another 500 points today, good thing my minimal retirement investments are solid.
SBM: "This revelation came about while visiting a strip club in Tampa Bay, FL. Apparently the law in their town forbids the showing of nipples (f*cking travesty!)."
That is disgraceful. The entire city of Tampa should be pushed into Tampa Bay and allowed to sink to the ocean floor.
Hugh…hey hey now, I have alot of friends and Phamily who live there, you may want to take that back nah!!
Teacia: "Hugh…hey hey now, I have alot of friends and Phamily who live there, you may want to take that back nah!!"
They better high-tail it across that bridge to St. Petersburg. Tampa needs to suffer the repercussions of its reprehensive actions. We'll give your fam and friends advance notice to leave town, Katrina style.
Hugh: Hey hun…Ummm stop it.
Tea:Someone had me listening to Too Short @ work last night.
Lawd, lawd…I love my blog familty…you guys keep me sane to the point of insanity
Lol…that rule includes St. Pete, Clearwater and Orlando…so where do they go now…huh Hugh, where do they go now?!?!?
Oh and Jolie gets the Too Short credit, she posted the youtube video, I just rolled with it.
@Hugh Jazz – You don't play when it comes to the Ta ta's. So you say there is zero tolerance on hiding nipples?
@Teacia – Is that a state law? They can't shpw nipples in the clubs in Miami too?
humble no it's a city ordinance…those cities have one.
hell you can't even have a strip club in tallahassee or gainesville b/c they're college towns.
Humble: "@Hugh Jazz – You don’t play when it comes to the Ta ta’s. So you say there is zero tolerance on hiding nipples?"
In a strip club, there is no tolerance.
Teacia: "Lol…that rule includes St. Pete, Clearwater and Orlando…so where do they go now…huh Hugh, where do they go now?!?!?"
Maybe we have to sink the whole state of Florida.
Jac: "Hugh: Hey hun…Ummm stop it."
My break is over, I have no choice but to.
Too short poetic why you losing points!! there's more poetry in "don't stop get it get it".
@ why ..how come you leave when the ladies start mackin???
Comeback: Maybe he's scurred of us.
@ comeback: cause in order to reciprocate the mackin, I gotta do some work lol. My job is pretty laid back, but I want to increase my worth to the world, so I'm making some strides to make myself more valuable.
and too short is art. you just can't take it seriously.
@ teacia: I take back the points and give them to jolie. i missed the link she put up. Better thought, I'll just split them between you guys 🙂
My age? i'm a old/youngin. Old enough to know better. Young enough to not give a fuck 😛
lol…jac, im neva scared. Bring it!
"and too short is art. you just can’t take it seriously."
uh huh…well since now there's more of you to go around. I think these ladies would like a way to contact you. One's with the celibates (and has a penchant for couches) and one is not.
make it do what it do.
Humble One – do you have a purse hookup because I'm in the market for a new handbag…well not really but I do love them and if I find out that I really like, I'll see if it's in my budget.
I wasn't going to chime in today because today's topic well no offense SBM, just didn't interest me 🙂
But now that folks are talking about shoes and purses and debates—I'm here.
Comeback Girl I'm debating on whether or not I'm watching tonight's debates. I missed the new episode of The Game so I might watch it tonight online instead. Decisions, decisions.
Teacia, pearls are classy. I inherited a set and I wear them on special occasions, but I do need me a set of pearl earrings because I don't do clip ons.
I don't have myspace, which seems to be the preferred method of contact here. However, the blog is going up soon, well, it's already started, but it' hasn't gelled yet. When the time is right, we'll do the contact thing 🙂
plus, i do want to keep some of my internet anonymity you know 😉 i dont want to burst any bubbles. What if I'm john f. uglyman? [im not lol, actually richard p. handsomberg]
why so seirous!
"Yaw I went shopping for bridesmaid dresses and am no longer that size 8. "
Nikki if this is any relief, the material they usually use for bridesmaid dresses usually run small. You might still be a size 8 but not in that material for those designers. 🙂
and this is a bit immature, but everytime you guys say "pearl necklace" i giggle a little bit.
"I don’t have myspace, which seems to be the preferred method of contact here. "
that is pursuant to our celibate code of conduct. We don't use telephones, all our messages are relayed through Tom aka myspace.
but let us know when your enterprise starts to gell. we respect your anonymity. and as the celibate co-founder (sbm i founded this club)…we won't push you.
Why So: "and this is a bit immature, but everytime you guys say “pearl necklace” i giggle a little bit."
I was thinking the same thing. I need to get my mind out of the gutter.
NAPS ARE GREAT!!!!
Why so and Hugh: I dont get it, why is that nasty?
Why So: “and this is a bit immature, but everytime you guys say “pearl necklace” i giggle a little bit.”
SEE…Teacia, I told you!!!! And you were all like what?!?!? I thought sure you knew what I was saying. I'm holding out here for the men to answer it!
look it up on the interne…
No wait on second thought lol
@whyso:
"i do want to keep some of my internet anonymity you know"
but I might be willing to give it up soon.. just might! 🙂
Whyso: I recommend http://www.urbandictionary.com…I don't think she should try to have someone show her. It's not a good look.
Jolie:…you would give it up for Whyso?
EWWWWWWWWWW!!! WHY SO THAT'S NASTY!!!
Man and to THINK…
SO last one went into moderation.
Whyso: I recommend the Urban Dictionary, because I don't think trying it's a good look, you might get something in your eye. Well depending on the dude and his aim…wow…let me stop.
Jolie:…you would give it up for Whyso…?
hmmm. i found the reference kind of charming myself. In fact who even needs diamonds or any other kind of precious stone esp. when you're walking aroudn with spe^rm on your neck.
that was nice.
@jac: you know damn well i'm not talking about WHY SO.. I dont even know WHY SO!
Comeback:That's what I think too…I mean I would rather have the 129k necklace and risk someone snatching it off my neck, but maybe that's just the kinda girl I am.
Jolie:Of course not…that's why the question marks.
SO…Not…Serious.
why is battin 1000 today. LOL
@Shelia – I can't guarantee a price just tell be what you are looking for and I will see what i can do.
@Comeback – You started the celibate club? I thought Mikki started it?
jolie i thought you were goin to bus#bo#ys with the "how you doin" fellas.
Also I am looking for a yellow purse. Where do you recommend?
i am at busboys…i'm on my laptop. The question is WHICH BUSBOYS!?
Comeback:No teasing your blog sisters (work cite:Humble)
@ Humble "@Comeback – You started the celibate club? I thought Mikki started it?"
Wait…i thought i was the founder. Maybe it was Mik. All I know is a month later, SBM comes along and tries to break bad as the founder. I def. his @zz aint it.
@ Jac Comeback:That’s what I think too…I mean I would rather have the 129k necklace and risk someone snatching it off my neck, but maybe that’s just the kinda girl I am.
i don't know i disagree…nothing says i really dig you like a cu#m shot ring around your neck. im turned on right now thinking about it. When it was first mentioned i was sure it was a se3xual reference, but i don't know it has that special specialness about it.
"The question is WHICH BUSBOYS!?"
im bettin 14th and V??? crossing U.
Comeback:i don’t know i disagree…nothing says i really dig you like a cu#m shot ring around your neck. im turned on right now thinking about it. When it was first mentioned i was sure it was a se3xual reference, but i don’t know it has that special specialness about it.
I mean I don't know…one has to give it credit.
@Comeback – SBM started the Anti-Celibacy Club. He has nothing to do with the celibates.
"@Comeback – SBM started the Anti-Celibacy Club. He has nothing to do with the celibates."
oh i thought he was tryna regulate both like Russia.
I can see Russia from Busboys.. lmao
"I can see Russia from Busboys.. lmao"
LOL
but can you see RuPaul..that is the question!!!
and we broke 300! talking about NUFFIN .. hahahahaha
I can see BUMs and DEAD PEOPLE ..
I can see Mexico from NOLA. Yes, I went down to the top of the World Trade Center and I seent it.
yall r crazy
Wow, I can see the river…I WIN!!!
ding ding ding … GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO barackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!
meg whitman..why the he#ll you aint make HER your dam#n VP fool
Debate Roll Call:
Teaca-Present
Combeack Present and multitasking
80's Baby present…..
i don;t like the configuration of the town hall (should have been less of a circle)..both of them always have their back turned to a portion of the audience regardless of how they stand.
Hi 80s…
I'm in the house, Humble's in the house, even outside I'm definitely in the house
80's hey girl, glad you could join us.
i just finished up my nightly bowl of oatmeal and dry toast.
humble a dude joining us…it's a pleasure to have you here buddy!!
Teacia…you been takin happy pills tonite. You seem especially cheery.
Where is lady memory foam and Jac "I fudged on my celibate dates" at
i would be in tears if i was in the room, or at the least overwhelmed by the history being made. i definitely felt that way at the rally. but yeah the set up is a little neglecting.
Comeback nope, i just love seeing my uncle on tv, lol.
it almost looks like a gladiator ring…maybe that was more of the idea. but i think its alienating. and it does film well.
I'z here …PRESENT!!!!!!
and multi-pimping (watching)
Just got be a date scheduled for novemeber 11th…
Jolie lol…what the hell is on Nov 11th, is that your bday?!?!
it doesnt film well.
Yeah Memory what date you got thats more than a month away?
Hey yall
Hi SBM…we been holdin it down for you.
***runnin tellin***
umm…so Jolie and Jac been lyin bout their celibacy dates. I had to out dey butts.
@McCain – Cut what? There are practically no social problems left to cut. The revenue should be raised by closing corporate tax loopholes, decrease this bloated a*s military, and restoring or increasing taxes on the top 11%.
I love my uncle Barack!
…well i'll be a monkey's tail…SBM is that you?
hatchet vs. scalpel…i love Obama.
i meant social programs not problems
I'z here kids
Laptops being funny…
What was that McCain just said.
OK .. so November 11th cause the guy just moved to the west coast and will be in DC that week. Apparently he tried to schedule prior to leaving but his voicemail ( i never check voicemail) got lost and his text (somehow was ignored through all the email I received)
COMEBACK: u'z a snitch!
@Comeback – So we got some psuedo-celibates on the team?
I hate when McCain says…. My friends……
Does he not know he ain't no friend of mine….
This question is for Lady Memory Foam Serta Queen velcro…where will he be stayin?
If I was president … I would abolish the Celibacy Club.
ACM 4 LIFE!
"So we got some psuedo-celibates on the team?"
exactly. We need another insignia??? maybe a half burning torch on top of a mattress…wit some dam#n velcro on the side.
@comeback: He will be here on bidness. He will be in an hotel. I will be in my HOME.. tyvm
@humble: i am CELIBATE! since JUNE 08
LOL @ Comeback on "half burning torch on top of a mattress"
80's…yeah it's pretty damn annoying!!
drill baby drill….or peanuts baby peanuts.
@McCain – Nuclear power works. But are you willing to recycle the waste. Recycling nuclear waste is VERY EXPENSIVE. If you don't recycle the waste storing it is a national security issue. In addition to that where are you going to store it? Nuclear waste is NIMBY in full effect.
he kills me with his pork belly rhetoric, don't you know that you have to take an L sometimes to get things done. the lobbyists aren't EVER going anywhere, you give a little to get alot done.
imma try and see if i can put some peanut oil in my tank tomorrow.
McCain wants to put Health records online???? And how will this information be protected???
I am finally here!!
*Raising hand*
ok so I got one pair of naturalizer slip ons, they are black nothin fancy AND then a pair of steve maddens, open toe heels. also got a pair of dark blue jeans, and some layer t shirts yay me.
http://idkmynameismikki.wordpress.com/
Ok the police just chased a dude into my next door neighbors backyard. They got him and they are searching the backyard for the rocks he dropped.
@ 80s yeah i thought i heard wrong. those are records that i think still belong on paper or microfiche
i like the nautical lookin ones Mik. Cute.
is it really cold now in the D…i got my heat pumpin in the other D.
@jolie
" i am CELIBATE! since JUNE 08"
You don't have to lie to kick it. So is Comeback wrong?
Yeah humble she said something bout it was cold and it was April..but my third eye and my almanac told me something different.
@ Comeback…. yeah I work in healthcare and I can't see how people are going to go for that…. Especially since people are hacking into all kinds of files these days. There's no way that a patient's information would be able to remain private if it was kept online…
80s and Comeback: My medical records for my Dr. are paperless. I like the paperless idea. It made my last visit so easy.
Friends, countrymen, romans (work cite Nicki)
Sounds like Julius Caesar round heah.
Is anyone watching CNN and noticing the Ohio votes?
@ Jac…et tu Brute whatchu talkin bout ohio??? im watchin online.
@ 80s i agree.
I'm here…
Tom is a good moderator.
@Comeback – hmmm. Are you thinking July – August?
@Jac It's okay if it's paperless but kept private within their respective system..
Putting it online is a whole different story…..
McCain—you're not my friend!!!
Humble One you have more action going on over there than the debate.
Cool comeback i like them too, the others are just for walkin around. I was at the shoe store and almost passed out lookin at all them stilettos. I need to get outta debt fast and in a hurry so i can buy me a closet full of shoes!!
also i went to target n saw that purse for 30 bucks but i couldnt bring myself to buy it. it was super cute tho. I had to choose between a bag and my hair, and i am gonna go with getting my hur did. I haven't been to the salon since…. since…..
since i got celibate shat!
Humble: "You don’t have to lie to kick it." lol, that's my favorite saying!!
80's: yeah i heard that and was like oh no he didn't…so much for HIPAA, which mind is a fairly new law to protect proprietory information.
Jac: my doc and hospital is paperless but it's not online, that's network based, not internet based.
Hey Sheila
Yeah Jac, the Ohio voters aren't feeling John McCain, he just doesn't come off as sincere…it's his biggest issue.
Jac I'm watching CBS, I guess I better switch over to CNN.
Ah I see what you're talking about now…yeah online would be a prob.
Comeback:At the bottom.
I am sorry I had to quit typing. I believe Teddy Roosevelt said "Walk softly and carry a big stick"
Hi Shelia
@ Humble..you're third eye is betta than mine. Do you think July/Aug..I knew she padded in the reverse. I was going I was going to conservatively give her 1-2 months. But maybe you right. Maybe its like 3 or 4. Can you do a read on the velcro attached to her bootay.
Mikki, just put the purse in your budget for next pay period. You work hard and you should treat yourself every now and then.
oh and my feelings are hurt. QB over there twittin on twitter and she aint come here to check in. Whats up wit dat?
Heeeeeeeeeellllllllloooooooooooooooooo everyone. Does anyone else wish John McCain would stop talking tonight and just go away?
GOT DAM#N my third eye is good. Hi Q…i was just bloggin bout you girl.
Teacia, he doesn't sound sincere at all.
The Comeback Girl what does your third eye say about McCain tonight 🙂
SBM, you're awfully quiet.
@ Mikki…. I agree with Comeback. You should budget that purse in for your next payperiod… A big purse is a definite must!!! And go ahead and treat yourself 🙂
"The Comeback Girl what does your third eye say about McCain tonight
SBM, you’re awfully quiet."
i need to refocus. im A.D.Din all over the place. hole up.
@ 80s…Shelia dropped that purse knowledge.
Yea Shelia I just might do that HOWEVER, i did treat myself today so no worries bout dat der lol. I got my toes did, my nails did, and i brought some clothes AND tomorrow im getting my hair done. Its MY BIRTHDAY!!
Mikki-Check Target. I went on there and found a few things for moi's next pay period.
Argh…McCain's a fool.
humble and comeback:what does ur third eye say about me?
wait…mccain got a third eye too: re Putin "i looked into his eyes and saw a K.G. and a B (KGB)…GTFOOH.
@comebackgirl did i read that right? you are bloggin about me?
yeah i asked about you. At the same time you showed up. (bloggin)
Jac keep up I WAS AT target, I found the purse but i didn't wanna pay for it. NEXT TIME NEXT TIME.
I went shopping today but i left the purse out because the hair do won, so now i gotta wait
Does anyone know what androcentrism is? This midterm studying is the WORST!!!
@Comeback
"Can you do a read on the velcro attached to her bootay."
Being that I am in the celibacy club I don't know if i could do that. If the velcro is on a flat bootay I can do it with no problem. If it isnt flat then I think I will sit this one out.
Mikki:I'm sorry. I don't know what the heck I was thinking 🙂 Congrats!
@Comeback… My bad…
Comeback I saw that vision board on your blog, i been meanin to do mine, i got a stack full of magazines in the back seat of my car that my mom gave me, i just need a poster board n some glue.
alright fellow folks im off to beddy bye
Humble:Leave the bootys alone babe…if you think about it now…welll…rock, rock, rock on…
"Being that I am in the celibacy club I don’t know if i could do that. If the velcro is on a flat bootay I can do it with no problem. If it isnt flat then I think I will sit this one out."
Humble you are so craaaaaaazy LOL…
Teacia when you find out what it means come back and tell me.
haha i just read that. it must not of posted before i commented. I dont know why i didnt think to journey over here earlier… next time, next time i promise. haha :o)
I have such a hard time watching these debates… listening to McCain speak makes me freaked out about all the idiots that are going to vote for him.
It's the males viewpoint being the central and deciding viewpoint of the world and cultures…in other words SBM.net
sign number 8690 that man is not interested:
He rather watch this dry ass debate than talk to me on GCHAT!!!!
"androcentric"
its the notion that coined the idea of cu$m shot jewelry.
again sorry i didnt join you guys for the debate convo earlier. i hope you all have a great night. i am taking my migraine having self to bed.
Nite Q and Mik..yall cant hang at all.
if we ever get together. Im have a reiki lounge where imma work on yall wit the headaches, backaches, ulcers and what not.
lol…wow Comeback. i think my brain is turning to mush. i don't remember a thing pre-learned or other. i think i may have to call it a night on the studying.
besides i have all day tomorrow, my daughter is running a high fever and after i take her to the doctor's office in the morning i'll be chilling at the crib getting a last minute study session in.
Comeback I love that definition and Tea's too.
Jolie:Keep your head up. Love Michelle's dress.
cindy is rockin the royal blue..michelle looks really nice too. Showin a little cleavage….wow.
McCain didn't even want to shake Barack's hand just now…just a nasty ole man.
BRING ON THE COMMENTARY CNN!!
Since comeback brought up getting togeher anyone know of a cool, chill, laid back night spot in chi-town?? i will be there on the 18th (regardless of whether or not my dad gets his sh*t together and gets my bears tickets)
Since I missed the first debate because of that wedding I was in … I didn't realize how horrible McCain looks on TV.
Maybe it was me … but I just thought he was about to die at any minute.
Did McCain refuse to shake Obama's hands or did I miss something? Hmmm.
Thanks ladies (Teacia & Comeback Girl) for the definition.
Teacia, hope your daughter feels better.
You can tell Barack REALLY REALLY REALLY loves Michelle..the way he looks at her even when on offical work type govt business. NICE
This was definitely a more interesting debate, it wasn't boring at all.
Good night all, I'm going to watch the commentary, put in another 20 minutes of studying and then off to bed for a long day tomorrow.
Talk to yall in the morning.
ok… i'z out. I'm not going to bed but I'z got some cakin' to do!
i hope your daughter feels better, T. too.
Good night all. I'm watching the commentary on CNN now.
Amy looks nice. She;s got on jeans (as most do) camera man is a little lazy..i don't think they should be showing that shot.
Sheila thanks and yes he didn't shake his hands at the end, Cindy McCain did but McCain shrugged it off.
Sheila…do you have a son named Rodney? If so I know your son, he's one of my friends on my Facebook, lol…coincidence.
He does love Michelle a lot.
I think I'm going to wind it down myself.
Night loves.
Feel better Alexandra.
john mccain is the "comeback" kid..i don't claim that in the name of comebacks.
So Humble I guess you will not be casting your ballot for the Republican ticket…lol.
Teacia I don't have any kids but he might be a relative. Where is he from? I've caught my 13 year old niece on myspace and told her mom about it so it wouldn't surprise me if one of my nephews is on there.
He's from Detroit, I asked him if he knew a Sheila and he said it was his mom, you guys just have the same name. I thought he was going to say sister or something b/c you would have had to be like pregnant at 12 to be his mom. LOL.
LOL…he might be a relative. Send him my myspace page if you don't mind 🙂 http://www.myspace.com/sheliagoss
Will do!
I think a mans obsession with the female breast, specifically the nipple, stems from infantile instincts. Whether a man was breast fed or not, naturally they become aware of the nipple as a deliverer of pleasure "or a full stomach". Obviously, they subconsciously grow up turned on by an erected nipple. You don't know why you love it, but you just do. The size of the breast, the cleavage, etc. are just details that varies depending on the man….But the nipple will always be the holy grail of the breast…But the next time my nipples are fully erect underneath my tee and my bar, please don't stare…cause I'm already embarrassed enough…