Soft A$$ Negroes

Soft A$$ Negroes

Ok … so I have a dirty little secret that I must admit.

I love those stupid reality shows.

It started with Flavor of Love … the first season.  I had fought it for practically the whole season, and my ridiculous course load at the time made it easy … but then I had a break in my work … and there was an all night marathon … and I gave in.  I sat for some 5 hours straight and caught up … after that … I was hooked like cooked crack good head.

After the first season was over … I kept going.  There was seasons 2 and 3 … then there was “I Love New York”.  I tried “Rock of Love” … but couldn’t relate.  “Charm School” had me mesmerized … and the list goes on.  “G’s to Gents” kept me glued too … and even Snoop Dogg’s journey through Fatherhood got put into the DVR.

Wait though … I got a point.

So … for all of these “I am one person who is just so awesome that you group of good looking men/women should embarrass and fight over me in the hopes that I will choose you” … it all seemed like bullsh*t.  I mean … I don’t think I ever expected any of these couples to actually stay together … and I never believed the chooser or contestants.  It all seemed like a bunch of fakeness that was done to forward the careers of a few people.

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All that … was until now …

“Real Chance of Love” … a spin-off of “I Love New York” season 2 … has given me hope.

Background: Real and Chance were are two brothers and also two members of a rap group called the “Stallionaires”.  They both competed on “I Love New York” … with Chance making it to the final round.  Real was cut earlier … apparently because the “oh so caring” New York didn’t want to put these poor brothers against each other (really … that chic liked the “bad boy” and that was it).  Real is an essentially a good guy who is caring and loving.  He actually cried when eliminated because he is a soft ass n***a in touch with his feelings.  Chance is the “bad boy” and a wanna be playa.  Both have to be some of the most metrosexual and soft looking negroes I’ve seen in years interesting dressing guys I’ve seen in a while.

So … the difference with this show …

Its almost hard to say … but these guys are actually treating these girls … well … like real women.  There are three HUGE things that jump out to me about this show over the others … that give me hope for these two metro looking soft guys brothers.

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They are actually disqualifying girls who are good for ratings

There was a girl on early called “So Hood” … and damnit if she wasn’t really hood.  She was overly sexual (always putting her ass on somebody and practically dry humping Chance … I think she is a stripper).  She loved to argue and fight (the classic f*ck that b*tch and whatnot).  They actually let her go after about 2 episodes because she might be “too much”.  That is shocking … because reality TV is almost never allowed to kick off the crazy loud one.  And while they did keep another … anyone named “So Hood” should be on practically until the end.  Man … I missed so hood.  If your reading this right now … holla!

So Hood ... I Miss You

So Hood ... I Miss You

The women (contestants) are actually standing up for themselves

This has happened a couple of times and I was shocked every single time it happened.  Girls have actually been refusing the “chains”.  One actually told them the only way she is accepting the guy’s chain (meaning that she was chosen) if he cooked her breakfast.  WTF!  On these shows the contestents are sorry and sad individuals begging and pleading to stay on the show … so this is just nuts.  The girls are actually demanding respect and to be treated properly.

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The women aren’t that good looking

On reason I got so hooked on the “Flavor of Loves” was because of the video ho quality women that were competing.  For once … the women on the show actually aren’t that hot.  I mean … there are some lookers … but nothing that would make me look twice.  With real looking girls … that all aren’t trying to get the cover of King afterward … damnit if these sexually questionable looking brothers don’t have a Real Chance.

So … why does this matter …

It kinda doesn’t … but I like the show … and now I want my own show.  While me and my brother don’t share the same metrosexual charm of these two negroes … and we don’t have a budding musical career … maybe that’s the answer to finding me a good women.

Maybe that’s the answer to every searching single male’s predicament … a show where 20 georgous to mildly attractive women compete for their affection …

What do you think?  Do they have a chance?  Is a “pay for show” service