Mr. FAQs

  • I finally stopped bs’n around and filed my taxes this week. YES WE CAN! Can’t wait for those direct deposit state and federal returns to hit BoA so I can BALL OUT!…on my Amex accounts.
  • Is it just me or does anyone else get excited when boneless/skinless chicken breasts are on sale for $.99 per/lbs?
  • Got an incredible invitation this Wednesday to conduct research at a well-known economic policy research organization based here in LA. I’m far from a financial wiz-kid but I do enjoy the markets a lot and its so much to learn, especially with the role finance plays and how it works currently being re-written. Unfortunantly right now, logistically wise it is just impossible to accept. I spent some good hours trying to connect the dots but it aint hapnen right now.
  • Btw, the above development tossed about five more wrenches into my career goals and what it is that will ultimately make me wake up with a smile everyday (besides being awoken by sex). “Jack-of-All Trades” is not a logical career for people outside of Barbie. My AADD is alive and kicking!
  • Texas ended their 3 game loosing streak, I’m happy at that. A win over OU next saturday would make me even happier.
  • Elgin Baylor is sueing the team, NBA and Donald Sterling for discrimination. Wth?! Can anything go right for the Clippers this season?
  • I got Howard in Dunk Contest, the West in game. Happy “Bah! Humbug! In February” Day weekend.
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Slim Jackson

  • Another week, another paycheck. The cycle of despair continues.
  • I really need to get to a gym and shoot some hoops. I can’t keep having Shaq like performances even though I’m a beast on the boards (rebounds). Team won by 20  this week. Other team had some really good players, but they complained more than they played basketball. Kinda Kobesque.
  • I’ve been trying to figure out what to do with my beard. It’s been scruffy yet maintained for a while. It’s time to do something other than braid it everyday at work.
  • I’ve been wanting to invest in my wardrobe for a while, but clothes can be so damn expensive. Bout to come up with a monthly purchase plan so I can stay fresh.
  • I hate Valentine’s Day so much that I might spend the whole day intoxicated so I can avoid dealing with it.
  • I’m growing increasingly annoyed with people talking about the appearance of others. We spend way too much time criticizing the looks of others when most of us are just average looking folk. This is on my list of turn offs.
  • Where’s the alcohol?

SBM

  • I’m so tired its not funny.
  • I have to be in my office by 8am to finish up some training.
  • Luckily … by the end of March I should have a total of 4 big time certifications that should add a couple thousand onto my value and help me do what I need to in life.  All because my company has too much money …
  • I passionately hate Valentine’s Day … but I’m looking forward to trying to do something big this year.  Hopefully it will go off well … hopefully …
  • When I was in college I was really a romantic.  I’m starting to realize age and time has made me less and less romantic.  I’ve never had this much trouble thinking up something hot for Valentine’s Day.  Maybe its because I’m working like a dog and just tired … sigh.
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RANT!