My birthday was yesterday, and as I write this I am recovering and preparing to rest my body from doing too much … way too much.  As I have not the strength of mental fortitude for something spectacular … I will keep it simple and short.

There is one thing I think I can truly take away from this birthday: I will never understand women … and I officially have given up.

I previously stated that never understanding my wife or significant other ranked on my list of top 5 fears along with things like losing my penis and dying without having had a threesome.  I can safely say that I no longer fear it … because I was seeking an impossible goal.

So … I have concluded that understanding women is impossible and unessescary … you just need to understand how to make them happy … then life is easy.

Too bad that sh*t is just as complicated as understanding them in the first place … *sigh*