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SBM: “Real glad you could meet me for drinks. After talking to you on the phone, I wanted to see you in person again.”
Young Breezy: “I was looking forward to it too. This is a nice spot.”
SBM: *grins* “Yeah … It’s a nice chill spot.” *Thinking how she is the 6th girl he has first dated here*
YB: “So what’s good here?”
SBM: “They have a real nice drink called an Obamatini. They used that special edition Hennessy. It’s really good.”
YB: “Ugh … I’d never drink that.”
SBM: *chuckles* “It’s corny … but gotta celebrate for at least the first year, right?”
YB: “Puh … celebrate what. Throwing away the nation.”
SBM: *nearly chokes on water* “Excuse me?”
YB: “McCain & Palin in 2012 … we can do it the second time around!”
SBM: *smiles politely* “Yeah, who knows. Excuse me for a second” *promptly heads to bathroom, and jumps out of window making clean escape”

I’ve talked  a lot about proper mate selection.  The are those who only think they know what they want, to fool no one but themselves and then there is the general evil of running your love life according to lists.  But … as much as I hate excessive lists of dealbreakers, as much as I hate people who spend all day disqualifying potential loves for things like coffee breath and bad feet … there are some things that are simple … unforgivable.

See Also:  Summertime pt.5: Where dey do that at?!

I don’t me something she did to you, or when he slept with your sister, I mean decisions a person made in their past (read: before you) that just stand in such objection to your beliefs … that pursuing anything more than hot, back breaking, but meaningless s*x being acquaintances would be futile.

So, while almost everything is negotiable, and I’m willing to re-write the rules for the right one … there are some things that … welll … I just can’t do.  And without further ado …

SBM’s List of Unforgivable Past Events

You voted for John McCain … and your black

I am tolerable of other political views besides my own.  My own father is a diehard Republican (always makes Thanksgiving really fun … although he is a Barack fan) and I am a strong preacher of tolerance.  But … I just can’t raise my kids in a house with someone who would choose John McCain and Palin over Barack.  I’m not even a politics person, and maybe if the republican party wasn’t high on coke when they let Palin become his running mate … but to pick McCain over the first Black President … b*, get out my car!

You dated *him*

You ever had an acquaintance that you just couldn’t stand, a boss you hated dearly, or a coworker who smelled like uncleaned chitterlings all day.  I mean someone you … despise.  Suppose the girl you were looking to spend your life with had gotten rocked by him.  Imagine him/her grunting their hot mustard breath all over your sweet angel.  But the real problem … what does it say about your future baby’s mama wifey? What kinda person is she if Jerome from Martin got them guts?

See Also:  Why Looks Matter.

You took another life … and have no remorse

“But SBM … he paid his debt to society!”  Yeah … well f* that.  I actually thought about what it would be like to take another human life.  To take someone from this earth with no chance of coming back for them.  And … honestly … your boy’s a p***y.  Unless someone has raped a woman I love (yeah … guys are excluded), I couldn’t do it … without feeling bad (I mean … I aint soft … I’m gonna protect myself if needed).  So, if she’s sent a few people to meet their maker and talk’s about it like Snoop off “The Wire”, then it’s time to keep it moving.

She had s*x with an animal

I mean … I’m a freak and all … but damn … gotta draw the line somewhere.

I know I’m not the only one with their own list of unforgivable acts.  And I don’t want to hear tame stuff like “he stole some candy” or “she can’t own more than two Gucci handbags”.  Dig deep people! What truly troubles your soul, what stands in direct opposition of what you believe in, what truly bothers you to your essence?

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