Yup...

Ever since I was a little boy, I’ve always liked a big girl.  I had a crushes on skinny girls too, but I always liked more big girls than other cats my age on average.  I used to watch “Living Single” just because there were multiple medium to full figured women for me to drool over.    That’s why even in my old age, I advocate to my friends seeking a mate not to overlook or abandon a full figured woman.  Before my admission to the League of Cocksmen, I actually lobbied them to declare October “Full Figured Women’s Month” and continue to advocate for them as a member of the League.  I’ve always liked to think of them as extra thick.  I can’t think of anything that’s been described as “thick” that wasn’t bawse.  Can you?

Unfortunately, there aren’t an abundance of men that feel that way.  You’ll usually find them referring to dealings with full figured women as an exception to the rule as opposed to a viable option for a mate. I understand everyone is entitled to their preferences, but there’s no reason to totally exclude them from consideration.  I just think more men should be open to the idea of dating a bigger woman and not letting their weight define them.  This is the part of the post where I blame the media for projecting unrealistic images of beauty and society for blindly idolizing them and contributing to this bias.  It’s easy to lay the blame there, but realistically everyone is responsible for making their own choices, so I’m not quite buying the “TV made me do it” excuse.

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Honestly, there is probably nothing sexier than a confident, full figured woman…the way she walks, the way she talks, and most importantly, the way she doesn’t give a damn about what you think.  I was actually rather upset when Jennifer Hudson popped up on that damn weight loss commercial, because I was perfectly fine with the way she looked before.  The Queen Latifahs, Oprahs, Jennifer Hudsons and Jill Scotts of the world are all wins in my book.  I even had a thing for Mo’Nique before I found out she didn’t shave.  Oscar or no Oscar, I’ma need you to Nair it sweetie.  And now that I think about it, that Queen Latifah thing may not work out now that I’ve seen those pics of her on that boat.  Well, we’ll always have “Living Single”.

I’ve never quite understood the concept of not being attracted to a full figured woman because all women are beautiful (well at least the cute ones are…the oogly ones are beautiful on the inside). So for my “emo” contribution of the week, I’d like to give a shout out to all the pretty full figured women out there.   This isn’t my way of being sympathetic to full figured women, because they don’t need my sympathy, or anyone else’s for that matter.  They’re perfectly fine without our sympathy, I just wanted to let y’all know there are men out there that daydream about doing nasty things to you appreciate you, since the magazine covers and ads don’t seem to give y’all any love.

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Oh…and for the big girls frontin’ like you ain’t a big girl…please stop playing yourself and everyone else trying to squeeze into them 8’s when you should really be wearing a 12.  Go ahead and come to terms with the fact that you need to wear a bigger size, and love yourself, because we can’t love you until you love yourself, no matter what size you are.

The Redskins still suck,